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1y ago

...did everyone get this?

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From now until then you're invincible.
- I've been saving an old toaster to try in the tub just for an occasion like this!
  
  You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!
  
  And this is why we have GFCIs, folks

No, mine had a different date. Must just be a bug.
- What is this "wrapped" thing everybody but me knows about?
  
  Spotify gives you an overview of your listening activity every year with different stats, like top artists, top songs, which city your listening tastes match, etc.

Not gonna make it that long. Nice try.
- We here for a good time, not a long time 😤

Awww man, I don't wanna do this shit for another 20 years just to die.
Can we make it sooner?
- Be the change you want to see in the world!
  
  Where's the nearest bridge?
  EDIT: for reasons, this is a joke.

November 4, 2097...I'm gonna have a long life, it seems!
- It just says 5 for me
  
  Shit, that's my 82nd birthday. Make sure to send a gift on the 22nd that year.
- Dunno, it sounds like 90's to me.

Hah, now there is nothing candlejack ca
- I don't get it. Who's Candleja
  
  My favorite thing about this bit is that, after he gets you, he takes the time to submit the comment you were trying to write. Candlejack is really courteous like th

Mine says "December 5th 2023"
- Weird. Mine says "December 3rd 2023"
  
  Mine says 1997. Just 1997.
  
  Just doing a wellness check. Did you make it?
- Have a nice last day on earth, buddy.
- Can we swap? I'd love to die tomorrow.
  
  Well. Did you?

laughs in climate wars

Imagine knowing that you'll live this long from now. Would be great
- 20 years ain't as long as you think it is. Especially if you're not even 30
  
  If someone could guarantee me that I would die 20 years from now I think I would take it. I would rather a guaranteed 20 years than a potential 40.
  It would be great not having to worry about death for that long. I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
- I sure hope I live past 66...
  
  age LEAKED

Ima die on my birthday? Man that sucks
- It makes the math easier though

Too optimistic to be real.

You can't tell me when I die! Only I get to decide when I die!
- Secret of immortality unlocked

Gross. I'd hate having to live an extra ~20 years.

that's so long from now though

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHEN I'M GOING TO D............

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