home made soup

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Technically a house can have arms... A Coat of Arms.
- that's just a coat, unless a coat can be an arm
  
  It’s not “coat = arm,” it’s “coat OF arms,” and I could totally some psychopath making a coat out of other people’s arms.
- Ffs it's only a Coat if Arms if it's from the arms region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling jacket
Excuse me, what's the "soup du jour?"
- I’m sorry but I ordered soup du jour last time I was here and this isn’t it.
- Sorry, but the chef got more strict about not making too many of those. Our days are numbered now.
So your telling me you made this soup inside Dave
Why are the stupidest jokes the funniest to me

I might have an issue
It was probably made by this:
- If I saw that thing making soup for me, I'd run away.
- Think I saw this mini On critical role
"He lives in that piece of paper!?"
It's a typo, was supposed to say homie.
Clearly a smart home
Do you think people with arms never eat soup?

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