Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Striker @lemmy.world 7 mo. ago

💀💀 2006 was 18 years ago

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Reading this makes me feel ancient
- I refuse to believe anyone born in this millennia is over 18.
  
  Hi, I'm from 2002, I'm 21
  
  Kids can drink that were born after 9/11.
- You are not alone in this
TIME TO BECOME A ~~COG IN~~ PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF ~~THE ORPHAN CRUSHING MACHINE~~ SOCIETY
Register to vote. Vote in every election that comes along. Primaries, special elections, whatever.
I'm sure the 3 kids born in 2007 that use Lemmy are terrified.
Speaking as a 40 year old: Run, bitch! Run!
- Already feel the same being 27. It's sad that they probably still think they have time.
IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOOOOUUUUUU
It's not as bad as you think!
- Yeah, turning 30 is way worse
  
  I started living my life to the fullest when I turned 30. But it also was the point my body started betraying me. Backpain became my all time friend, organs started mutinying, that one fart I shouldn’t have trusted. That surprised O-face in comedies? Yeah, that’s the actual face you gonna make the moment you destroy your pants.
  
  And nobody likes you when you're twenty-three.
  
  Indeed turning 18 is fantastic! Turning 30 not so much. Source: I'm 30+
  
  I'm closer to 40 and my dreams seem so far away.
  
  But even that's not as bad as you would think.
- Don’t worry. When you hit your 40s you use all the knee and back pain as a catalyst for your eternal rage. You also develop a shortage of fucks for export. It’s wonderful.
seeing that the xbox one is already getting obsolete and the xbox 360 is a retro console now is fucked up
- •_•
Just remember, don't wait for your life to start. Your life is here right now.
gotta love this meme being posted every year for the last 5 or so years. absolute classic.
- I'm one of today's lucky 10,000.
I'm 18 in 2 years?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-
- Lucky bastard
- That means you still have 9 good years left. Live for me, wake up without your back hurting, stay up until 2 and have it not affect you. Eat garbage food and not gain weight, or spend the morning on the toilet.
  
  Sorry for your experience, but you're projecting. Most people don't decline like that by 25.
Jfk, way to ruin my morning (I also shared with my wife, to ruin hers)
Time doesn't stop, everyone will get old and out of touch
2004 kids turn 20.
NO, STOP, WAIT, IVE BEEN A GOOD BIY, NOONOPLEASESTOPNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am in this picture and I don't like it. Why did you have to remind me of my coming of age? Ugh. I don't want to grow up.
- I don't want to grow up either, but I'm already 20 :(
  
  Already 20, loool. Enjoy it <3
- you'll do okay
  
  it sucks sometimes but it's better more often than not
  
  I just don't want to become a zombie. None of the older folks have any free time.
I'm going to be 18 in a few years?!? oh shit oh fuck when did this happen
19XX-200X kids: oh you sweet summer child

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