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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

MacN'Cheezus @lemmy.today

1y ago

Just fuck my shit up

Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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m-p{3} @lemmy.ca

1y ago

Just fuck my shit up

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I like it. Looks completely insane but upon closer inspection it seems like its actually made really well.
- ATBGE
  
  Actually a perfect ATBGE, it makes you go eeew and then go oooo

I hate the design, but that's really well done. Angled tile going around a corner? That's some challenging work! I don't even know how you'd cut those tiles, and you can't bend tile.
- Good callout. The tiles are cut halfway, stiching them together with white grout/silcon along the edge so it doesn't stand out with the normal grout. At least that'd be my guess.
  
  linoleum
  
  I honestly can't see a way that doesn't result in some visible something (although maybe not visible in a photo). You could throw money at it and get custom tiles made, but you'd have to have your measurements and tiling technique perfected to make that work.
  This is why I don't like tiling. :)
- I can't tell if the mirror is flush with the tile or if it was just outlined in grout, but either way, this contractor cares about the details. I would've just slapped the mirror on top.
  Edit: Someone help me out. Is that sink really small, or are the tiles on the top sides of the sink extra long as part of the illusion? Are the white tiles on the left wall square?
  I hate that there's no showerhead though.
- Good example of amazing craftsmanship used for evil.

I thought this was collapsed, but in second glance it’s really how it was constructed.
- That means it’s working

That's... Hmmm. I don't hate it, but it'd probably look better with nicer lighting and some cleaning. As it is it just looks like a mess.

Set time travel machine to... UK 1981
- Needs more avocado fixtures.
  
  Gimme that fluffy toilet seat cover.

Buyer: You know that feeling when you binge drink so much that you're still a little tipsy in the morning? I want to feel that way every time I brush my teeth.
Realtor: You're not gonna believe this, but...

Alcohol is a drug btw, just saying
- Say it ain’t so
  
  Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  Say it ain’t so
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I kinda want this now

For a bathroom with that aesthetic, there are surprisingly few surfaces to snort cocaine off of.

OP is the one who came up with the tilted Linux desktop idea: https://hackaday.com/2023/12/31/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-diagonal-linux-desktop/

This is a bathroom for angry shits.

If you're in this bathroom sober, you'll feel drunk.
If you're in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.
- What if you're fucked up on shrooms?

Contractor: that'll be $5k.
Customer: yeah you took to long so I'm only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?
Contractor: tomorrow. You won't believe the results.

Picasso's bathroom

I'm getting dizzy just looking at it

This picture had me so confused for like 30 seconds.

Set to Less Than Negative One confirmed.

Pisscasso

nooooo I hate postmodernism nooooo I hate when things are visually challenging to me I want everything to be normal and boring nooooo

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