Imagine. Three whole years without pooping.
82 0 ReplyHuh? Pooping is pretty much all I do whilst on Lemmy.
18 0 ReplyOh. I have it the other way around, Lemmy is pretty much all I do when I'm pooping.
How do you... Browse Lemmy from your workstation or the couch?
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Diamonds. Diamonds in my butthole.
10 0 ReplyLittle by little, the value grows. Reddit may go IPO, but we go IPOO!
Profits, baby!
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Shit this dude didn't lie. Insane.
40 0 ReplyThe rest of us still able to read this post:
34 1 ReplyIt takes years of drinking and chain smoking to learn the dialect but once you do it never goes away.
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Holy cow, happy cake day!
What have the past three years on Lemmy been like for you?
30 2 ReplyThx. Well my account was just a lurker the first year or more, in reality I completly switched, when the most people switched last year. The only difference, I had already an account.
8 0 Reply#3YearButReallyJust1YearGang
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he's been*
21 0 ReplyDamn, I forgot to use a grammar check. English isn't my native language and I'm always fear the grammar.
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Yeah, we know. xD
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Or even "He has been..."
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Is he really being on lemmy?
16 0 ReplyHe being
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I've lost 10 pounds since starting Lemmy
16 0 ReplyI feel you. I am down like 12€ at this point
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Happy cakeday!
14 1 ReplyThx
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Is this your cakeday meme or are you here even longer? (My app only says "3 years" which could be rounded from all I know)
11 0 ReplyCakeday. My app (Voyager) says 3y, but if I click on it, it pops up a timestamp dialogue.
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Only 3?
9 1 Reply11 0 ReplyYou'll catch up eventually. Just montage it.
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Took the poop challenge to heart 🫡
6 0 ReplyHas it really been that long?
6 0 ReplyLol, why is the diction mimicking Dobby? Hilarious.
3 0 ReplyLiterally me
2 0 ReplyAt a glance it looks like a fried chicken wing 🍗
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