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Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world Daft_ish @lemmy.world 9 mo. ago

What is your lemmy superpower?

Mine is people insult me by pointing out my username but I am immune having been the one who chose it.

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Mine is infinite ADHD moments where I aim to expel as much information for the internet as possible. I have been accused of typing like ChatGPT. I can and will link to Wikipedia with reckless abandon and use parentheses (with reckless abandon).
- Just once, I think you should try to use some cautious abandon. Just to change it up a bit.
  
  What's that? Abandon caution? Done!
Lurking... Wait crap!!
Omnipresence.

I'm in every thread on every post.
- Read the post, checked the name, and recognized it instantly. Can confirm.
- Are you the God of Lemmy?
Somehow, people always reply very rudely regardless of my tone lol. I could be saying "we need to stop global warming" and there'll be someone like "We ALSO need to REVERSE it dumbass". Like, this has happened too much, people are way too defensive and will take any chance possible to "one-up" each other
- It's always someone else's fault with you lol.
  
  In that case, can you point to the specific comments of mine that show that so I can work on myself?
  
  Edit: oh I get it, that went right over my head lol
Mine is misreading usernames and thinking someone who posted this was an insane carp or cod.
- Oh my cod
  
  First time in london in summer 2022. this fish n chips shop called „oh my cod“ near us was fantastic. Thank you for bringing up this memory :D
Mine is that my username is witty
- That it is.
Haha your username is... kinda cool actually.:-D
Mine is long rants about irrelevant shit.
- Irrelevant to the unwashed masses.
I didn't read the article, I'm just here to shitpost, complain about life, or be mentally ill in the comments.
I respect everyone's wrong opinion.
I teach people that emoji are valid characters in Lemmy usernames.
I have too many alts
I can trace every problem back to capitalism.
- That’s like, 75% of lemmy.
I have a smiley addiction and can’t stop using them :)
- Addiction destroys friendships and families... =)
- 😒
I am one of the main posters on ich_iel@feddit.de
- Look at t
My antipower is my inability to dedicate the time I want to here. Uni and work keep me too busy. I wish I could keep my community here more active. )=
- Did you remove your upvote? You crazy.
  
  Yes, I don't deserve an upvote from myself, of course I agree with me and think I contribute to the conversation.
Not sure if this falls under that or not, but I've observed it's surprisingly frequent that people act out of character when I'm in the equation. I never understood why.
As you can see, I'm a genius
Mine is commenting on the worrisomely prolific violent rhetoric towards GOP members and getting downvoted into oblivion
- Rhetoric isn't killing republicans, living in red states is; check the homicide rates.
- Violent? No. I abhor violence.
  
  They just need to fuck off and die.
- Fuck the GOP, hope they all get pancreatic cancer.
  
  Would you settle for stomach cancer?
I defederated all instances
Invanting new spellingz foe old werdz.
- D-hope
I have the best takes on LLMs and image generation models
Mine is spending far too much time on lemmy without contributing anything
MOON PRISIM POWER!!!!
I have the power to be a Theocratic Fascist or and most left-wing Arachnocommunist depending on who I'm arguing with. I don't know how it works either
- Most of the time I see you putting up badly researched and argued bad faith positions.
  
  What exactly is a cumfart?
- Is an arachnocommunist someone who advocates for spiders to collectively own the means of production?
- A-Arachnocommunism?! That sounds way more intense than your garden variety feline communism!
I'm able to make creative comments that were able to get down to -125 points so far and get removed by mods
- Mate you said climate change was a hoax and that you’re glad Greta was arrested.
  
  You had a shit take and rightfully got shit for it.
- Ani, are you ok? Are you ok, ani?
  
  I'll be ok if mods stop deleting my hidden gem comments 🥹

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