Medusa. She makes me rock hard. Also, no hair in the shower drain is a nice bonus.
33 0 ReplyPlot twist: snakes in the shower drain
24 0 ReplyI'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes, in this motherfucking drain!
24 0 ReplyHmm, I didn’t think that out. Still better than hair though
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Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was to marry someone, it would’ve been her.
20 0 ReplyA human. Definitely a human. They seem to always be present in folklore and fantasy.
14 1 Reply8 0 ReplyOne of the main characters in a story in writing is a huldra. Are you Scandinavian, or the only other American that knows wtf they are? Lol
2 0 ReplyI'm a noggie
4 0 Reply@DharmaCurious I thought huldres are well known? Maybe less than trolls but there are so many in fairy stories.
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Leela from Futurama, easy.
7 0 Replymarry, or just commit carnal acts with?
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4 0 Replyah. Ms. Pacman then
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Lilith. Or maybe Lamia.
7 0 ReplyCheetara.
6 0 ReplyHmm. I am already married to a human, but do love a guy with wings. Angel, devil, whatever. Wings are good.
5 0 ReplyHalf elf.
Actual elf would be too sad, since they're going to live for several thousand years and I would only be a blink in their existence, but a half elf, barring any kind of gigantic world upset would get to live until our grandkids grandkids grew up and they're continued presence in the world would ensure that the my presence in the world did not fade so quickly.
5 0 ReplyMy partner.
If that's against the rules I'm choosing a selkie because there's an outside chance that my partner is in fact a selkie.
5 0 ReplyA dragon.
4 0 ReplyWitch/wizard. 100%
3 0 ReplyBeautiful elf maiden
4 1 ReplyThe fairy from spyro
3 0 ReplyCatgirl or doggirl. Sorry, I'm basic.
3 0 ReplyFelurian
2 0 ReplyA tanuki
2 0 ReplyHuge balls.
6 0 ReplyI was more thinking of their ability to shapeshift. I wouldn't mind someone who could shapeshift into Brad Pitt one day and Tom Cruise the next day depending on how I feel.
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Kaine from Nier.
2 0 ReplyLae'zel from BG3, she is ROC epic
2 0 ReplyValkyrie. The young ones, not the hags.
2 0 ReplyI had never thought of that before but the first thing that came to my mind was Fran from Final Fantasy 12.
She is 70% legs.
2 0 ReplyI have a list of of interesting characters, but sticking to pure "fantasy or folklore" I will go with Aasimar.
2 0 ReplyA dragon. They're not only fuckable but also excellent spouse material
1 0 ReplyDeedlit
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