can i change my user name

just tell me your new username and whenever I read "glans" I'll mentally replace it with the new one

Once glans, always glans. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Just make a new account?

Urrectum

Fwiw, getting to refer to you by username in a serious comment is genuinely one of the highlights of my time on this website.

Change it to foreskin

no

glans penis

i kinda like it Eidt: this comm requires serious replies. Afaik the answer os no. You can make an alt or a new acct?

I'll swap with you, if you want a username with no consideration.