Door dash: "Sorry about your negative experience, here's a $1.27 refund on your $46.77 order.
Also, don't forget to send flowers to your dasher's hospital room!"
I once got food delivered to a work site and it took like 15 minutes of go the last mile. Slowly walking all the way up the entrance drive to this place (it was a museum on the waterfront with like 1/2 mile of driveway before the parking lot) turns or he blew a tire and decided to walk it the last mile because he was almost there.
I felt so bad. He should've just looked after himself... I'm guessing the app would've punished him with a suspension or something if he failed to deliver though. Wanted to tip more after all that, but there was no option to posthumously raise the tip in app and I wasn't carrying cash.
Guess that's what happens when your boss is a robot.
He should've just looked after himself... I'm guessing the app would've punished him
Unfortunately, that is a possibility. I used to doordash, canceling an order before you pick up the food is NBD, but canceling after you have picked it up is likely at least a strike against the dashers account.
thank you. i really should have picked that up by the “send flowers” upsell. can you imagine? in a unlikely set of circumstances, the additional option to have said flowers delivered could trigger a rather unfortunate infinite loop.
I tried reading this recently... only made it through a few chapters. Something about the writing style made it hard for me to see the story in my minds eye