you are my special secret agent, Hexbear ❤️ please tell me what Putin is going to do ❤️ and what Xi is going to do next in Taiwan, love? ❤️❤️❤️

oh my god I thought the lines from the "inquisitive gf" meme were made up they were real

"Sweet Dave, the supply of weapons is completely classified, which is great!"

I laugh and giggle anew every time I read this

intel tonight king??

As a veteran of [REDACTED] we often experienced these [EXPUNGED] and that's why we are so strict about volcel training for all new people.

What is this from?

Any lonely feds want to send me Intel for my nudes? 🥺