That’s one way to get back into the EU ¯\(ツ)/¯
109 1 ReplyAhh, time to reforge the Auld Alliance then
26 0 ReplyHistorically France has been the good guy in their wars
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If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.
True, regardless of the rest.
66 0 ReplyMacron has seemed rather bellicose of late...
53 0 ReplyRight? Who said this isn’t France’s plan?
15 0 ReplyWhat would France even do with UK though, have you seen the absolute state of the thing?
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What's this about the king treating his cancer withe herbs?
39 0 ReplyCharles is a long time advocate for homeopathy, even appointed a homeopath as head royal doctor.
53 0 ReplyOh.
Oh yeah he dead like Steve Jobs.
55 0 ReplyHomeopathy is not "herbs", though. Compared to homeopathy, herbs as a medication would have seemed lika a sane choice. At least herbs actually do have some medically relevant substances in them sometimes. Probably not the ones you need to treat cancer, but still, a hell of a lot more than the literally nothing that homeopathy brings to the table.
33 0 ReplyThat isn't treating it with herbs. That's treating it with sugar pills.
25 1 ReplyWell, nice knowing him.
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Or the missing princess of Wales? There’s a lot to unpack here.
25 0 ReplyThere's some conspiracy theory that something has happened to Kate Middleton because she had abdominal surgery earlier this year and hasn't been seen in public for a little while, and a poorly photoshopped image of her with her kids was recently shared.
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No Thanks.
- France
39 0 ReplyFry and Laurie was so brilliant.
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Heh heh hehnnm. Don't count your chickens before they've hatched, English...
Sincerement,
France
31 0 ReplyI can tell this wasn't written by a real Fr*nch because you wrote "Heh heh" instead of "Hon hon"
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Tbh it would probably improve matters
30 1 Replyimagine the improvement to the food
15 3 ReplyOnly if they bring some guillotines along with them, and a way to get the British public to give enough of a shit to actually use them..
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After Brexit comes Annexit, powered by !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
21 0 ReplyUnfortunately the US is in a better position to annex England and maybe Wales, than the EU. I don't like having to absorb dad into our country without also including mom (France), but that's how it goes sometimes.
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What makes you think France is NOT looking to invade? Baguettes to Berettas, non?
D'accord! Pourquoi pas? Vive la France!
22 1 Reply9 0 ReplyBerettas are Italian
8 0 ReplyPretty sure they meant berets.
10 0 ReplyFerme ta bouche.
Espèce d'andouille.
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The French monarchy is not in better shape.
18 0 ReplyI would argue it is
(This is a bad joke about how the best monarchy is no monarchy)
23 0 ReplyLet's agree they're not in fighting condition... unless what you're fighting is soil erosion.
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War were declared.
10 0 ReplyDon't make the royal family sound cool
10 2 ReplyFlanders has mobilised at the channel.
7 0 ReplyHi diddly-ho neighborinos!
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Or we would do like in the 1000s and let just one french duke goes.
4 0 ReplyAre we up for Normans round 2? What do we do this time? I’m not volunteering to round up the fucking fyrd man fuck all that.
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July is going to be an interesting month
3 0 ReplyAt least they ain't Hapsburgs. Actual blue blood.
2 0 ReplyIt's Habsburg, after the castle in Switzerland, the original seat of
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