I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean.

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Misleading. Most alcohol you drink isn’t strong enough to sanitize. You need to buy Everclear. And it has to be the 190 proof stuff
- If you drink it with apple juice it's really nice
  
  .... and now that I think about it, apples keep doctors away so like.. double points or whatever
  
  Doctors hate this one simple trick!
- I have some snake oil that goes down a lot easier I must say
  
  Easier than 190 proof alcohol? Lies, nothing goes down as easily
Found this on Truth Social?
- Doubt it; those idiots would probably advocate for using turpentine instead.
  
  Disclaimer that shouldn't be necessary but probably is: DON'T DRINK TURPENTINE.
  
  Don't drink too much turpentine.*
Meh, this is a problem that will solve itself.
No, you need to drink for the buffalo effect. Drinking kills the slow cells in your body so only the strong ones survive.
I had a sophomoric urge to get smashed day-drinking. It’s the kind of urge I typically (always) ignore. But I think you just changed my mind. Glug glug glug…
Way ahead of you buddy
Go for 99.9% pure Industrial Isopropyl Alcohol for fastest results.

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