Can't. My phone keeps reorienting.
Turn yourself upside-down
At last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.
Can't even trust your phone these days smh my head
Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.
Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.
You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
Beyblade style!
Not mine, it’s Occidental.
Eyyyy
If android just turn off auto-rotate in drop down menu
Same for iPhone. It’s just called portrait lock instead.
This post reminds me of one of my favourite Anthony Jeselnik jokes:
My dad did not fuck around. My dad did not trust anybody. My dad did not trust anyone. In fact, he had a saying… but he wouldn’t tell me.
Shame on you, you got me
Yeah the shame's definitely on you
Seems like the shame could be on you
Doesn't it say, got me one time shame on you, got me two time shame one me ?
🖕🏻
Eat dick op
This was my first boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!
How to gain someone's trust:
Say "never trust anyone".Easy peasy
Is this loss?
Permanently Deleted
😠
There's no trust involved here.
Holy shit.
Almost had me there
