Yeah, yeah, yeah, poetry, but who are we eating first? Where's the action?
73 0 ReplyStart at the top.
33 0 ReplyYes but are we doing depth first or breadth first? Or maybe Dijkstra if we can come up with a reasonable cost function?
11 0 ReplyAfter you, my good sir or madam.
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Jamie Dimon’s Bedford House: A luxurious property located at 144 Sarles St, Mt Kisco, NY 10549
15 0 ReplyAnd not P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? I'm disappointed.
10 0 ReplyOoo JP Morgan, I like it!
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Bezos.
7 0 ReplyUgh, I bet he doesn't taste good. I'd need a lot of BBQ sauce.
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To be honest, eating them would be a bad idea because of how full of garbage they are. I say we recycle them or feed them to the zoo kitties. /S
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Boss makes a million
I make a buck
I cut the converter
Off the company truck
36 0 ReplyI saw buck and converter and I thought you were going for an electronics joke
9 0 ReplyBoosting revolution
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just to be clear, when you say riot, you really mean eat the rich right?
35 0 ReplyPad the coffers of our local guillotine co-op.
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That second to last word... Hues? Dues? Lues?
31 1 Replylives
44 0 ReplyAh, yeah. I see that now.
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Think it's lives
34 0 ReplyAnd their grandpa Scrooge
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Here I sit, broken hearted..
Get the fuck off the pot, revolutions started
24 0 ReplyAlmost as poignant as:
Here I sit all broken hearted,
Came to shit and only farted.
Then one day, just by chance,
Tried to fart and shat my pants!
13 0 ReplyThis is far better bathroom graffiti than "don't look up, you'll miss. Don't look down, you'll cry."
Although I quite like that one too.
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10 0 ReplyYa know, it's not that hard to get away with murder. Or arson, for that matter.
10 0 ReplyWatcher had a video on some arson case from the 80's where the arsonist was recording the fires he did and at one point an investigator realized that one of videos of the fires he had responded to and recorded himself, was taken at the same time as his video from 3 feet behind him. They never caught the dude.
12 0 ReplyI wonder if it would play out that way today with cameras everywhere
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It is when the victim has more money than some countries
11 0 ReplyIt's also far easier for the person with money to get away with.
3 0 ReplyAnd enough cash for body guards and/or a mercenary army. But let me indulge in wishful thinking, haha
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I mean, you can build a drone with parts bought with cash, and napalm is just bar soap gently dissolved in warm gasoline, and a relay/battery/grill sparker circuit can be triggered with the drone's remote control
Not that I ever think about what you could do with these things or any combination thereof...
6 0 ReplyFamous last words for sure 😄
4 0 ReplyI imagine "it's not that hard to get away with murder" or "arson" was said by a lot of people currently in prison.
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I don't even care if I go down for it.
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“Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That’s why I always shit on company time.”
Give a nickle raise… save more on TP
Seriously though. Everyone should be in a union
9 0 ReplyBy a nickel you mean 5k/yr not .05c/hr right? Right?!
1 0 ReplyNo. the original "I get a dime // shit on company time" saying is very old. like old enough people were actually being paid in dimes. A nickle raise would cost less than the TP used in shitting on company time, hence my (lousy) middle-manager joke.
Seriously. if you've got the option... be in a union. If you don't... Uh... my advice is... start one.
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Last line should be
"And take what's ours back"
9 1 Reply2030 is the date.
5 0 ReplyI'm disappointed. Poem never mentioned the guillotine.
5 1 ReplyLook for the union label:
3 0 Reply"BuT PeAcEfuLl prOteStinG WerKs"
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