Hitman
Hitman
Hitman
I don't get the joke :(
Does this help?
I feel like this is backwards. First off, why isn't the lamp asking for the hit themselves? Second, the letter I is the one who was violently beat. The letter I should be asking for the hit.
the pixar logo is the security cam footage of the lamp-hitman carrying out the job it was hired for
That still leaves the question of his motivation
The intro is a reference to this though https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hMC4tSFeScs