You must sacrifice a live Penguin by smashing a window with an apple.
136 0 Replythat makes perfectly sense... thanks.
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I still remember when I tried to run a binary on a different architecture and got the message: "Bad elf magic"
109 0 Replywell what else would you expect it to say when you never practice your elf magic?
26 0 ReplyReticulating splines
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Goth Tinkerbell with her chemical powders.
25 1 ReplyI was there 3000 years ago
10 0 Replynice
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check at ArcaneOverflow
101 0 ReplyHahaha good one. I'll look it up in the ancient penguin libraries.
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First you need to put on your robe and wizard hat.
61 0 ReplyThat's for when the world is in danger. This isn't a serious enough issue for that.
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More context please: What happened? What were you doing? What does you setup look like?
45 0 ReplyIt's an acer laptop i5 GeForce mx 130, basically I updated the linux firmware and put it on suspend but nvidia GPU did it's thing and it didn't wake up from sleep. So I has to power it off directly and it booted up to this.
30 0 ReplyFrom the looks of it, grub is grumpy. Do you get this after choosing a boot option? If so, can you try choosing recovery vs regular boot? If not, you may need to get a live USB plugged in and reinstall grub.
Edit: on further searching, this might be a zfs error. Are you using openzfs?
25 0 ReplyOh look, another old laptop with Nvidia Optimus having trouble with suspension.
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I think it's a joke OP doesn't need help.
4 2 ReplyI actually did, but it's fixed now.
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Isn't it obvious? Press the key labeled 'Any'
37 0 ReplyThis one?
Direct image link32 0 ReplyThere it is!
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If it were like that it would say "Press the any key".
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Judging from that code, it's clearly a Hex.
31 0 ReplyHow might we address it?
13 0 ReplyPlease contact your local witch.
11 0 ReplyI don't know, dereference it and find out.
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Consult the ancient tome of the Arch Wiki
25 0 ReplyIs that for archmages?
26 0 ReplyPrimarily, but lower magicians can likey find some wisdom there as well.
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You needed to roll a 13, but you rolled an 8, that's why your spell failed, should work next turn.
25 0 ReplyOkay guys it's fixed! I had to reboot into an older kernel, that did it. I was kinda panicking, cuz i have to use it for work.
24 0 ReplyYou and that kernel were both panicking!
7 0 ReplyThis is really odd, I hit this same issue recently. Booting into an old kernel also fixed it for me. What distro are you using? I'm on Ubuntu.
3 0 ReplyMaybe it replaces the kernel during reboot. But since i powered it off directly, the magic disappeared.
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Jokes aside, you either installed for the wrong architecture, or you're fucked hard.
23 0 ReplyPress any key to "exit"
5 0 ReplyIf I needed to press a key with called "any", it would say "Press the any key", for the same reason you say "in the eighth grade".
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Allocation is a perfectly valid school of magic
20 0 ReplyEasy, just refill or replace your soul gems
18 0 Replyroll for 00110010 00110000
7 0 ReplyI got "invalid magic number" when trying to set up grub
7 0 ReplyMaybe one of these?
4 0 ReplyIDK but it was my fault, I was a noob and was trying to run Ubuntu server from live usb with one (1) month of Linux experience, at least I experimented Idk, that's the point I guess.
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Checkmate warlocks
4 0 ReplyUpdate: for anyone who's having the nvidia suspend issue and finds this post. Apparently turning off OS prober in the grub config fixes that. Good day, and keep practicing the magic!
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