Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker
Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
49 0 ReplyShaka, when the walls fell
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I'm givin' 'er all she's got!
46 0 ReplyPermission to board
34 0 ReplyTHE REAR HATCH HAS BEEN PENETRATED!
34 0 Reply"The hull has been compromised."
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Execute docking maneuver.
32 0 Reply30 0 Reply"Dammit Kirk get that thing out of my ear"
28 0 ReplyWe're entering fluidic space.
28 0 Reply"Come again?"
26 0 ReplyEntering the wormhole
24 0 ReplyI bet Sisko's used that line on Kasidey.
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22 0 Reply16 0 Reply19 0 ReplyDaaaaamn!
5 0 ReplyHave you tried reversing the polarity or initiating a level 1 diagnostic? If all else fails, ask Wesley to use the force.
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Misfire in the torpedo bay!
21 0 Reply15 0 ReplyTuvok, no!
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You can make all the right moves and still lose
20 0 Reply19 0 Replythank mr rikr
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Prepare to be boarded
19 0 ReplyCaptain, I'm givin her all I've got!
17 0 ReplySteady as she goes, lieutenant.
17 0 ReplyResistance is futile.
17 0 ReplyPrepare to be Ass-stimulated
3 0 ReplySounds like a personal lube brand, to me.
2 0 ReplyEngage evasive manoeuvre Sigma 69!
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Make it so!
16 0 Reply'Im real close to making it so!! ... ... over."
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Initiate deep probing now.
More power!
Take us in.
16 0 Reply15 0 ReplyWe're breaking up.
14 0 ReplyYou are coming in loud and clear.
13 0 Reply"I'm giving it all she's got cap'n"
13 0 ReplyFire at Will!
12 0 Replyoh god oh fuck oh god no i didn't mean too im sorry
12 0 ReplyBarclay, is that you?
11 0 ReplyThere's a little broccoli in us all
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"No lifesigns detected"
11 0 ReplyPressure at maximum, hull integrity is holding within working parameters, however, the warp core will explode in T - 69 seconds. I will issue no further audio warning.
10 0 ReplyThey're not coming in cleanly.
9 0 ReplyI require your immediate assistance Commander Riker
9 0 Reply"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
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"Your methods are crude and inefficient, prepare to be boarded."
8 0 ReplyMy mother is coming to visit
8 0 ReplyAnother one decloaking aft.
8 0 ReplyTo boldly go where no man has gone before
8 0 ReplyHuh? Is it bigger on the inside?
8 0 ReplyPlug me in, Chief!
6 0 ReplyOver and out.
6 0 Reply*thrust
6 0 ReplySorry, that bogie came out of nowhere
6 0 ReplyThree ready for transport, beam directly to sickbay.
6 0 ReplyBoom goes the dynamite
6 0 ReplyScrub the lower dicks at once!
5 1 ReplyPut this mushroom up your ass and spin around!
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