Microplastics found in every human testicle in study

So the pee isn't stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

They say every, but no one's checked mine yet.

We've obviously seen a lot of studies about the proliferation of microplastics. They seem to be in practically everything and everyone to an almost cellular level. Are there any modern studies or even just hypotheses for what the actual effects are? Has it just not been long enough for us to gather data?

Big oil has literally attacked our nuts.

This is true. I had mine tested, and there was one of my testicles that had way more microplastics than the other two.

So should i recycle my sperm instead of flushing it?

So can we call them plasticles now?

Between the microplastics, the pfoas and other fluorine based stuff from 3M, and the lead in fuel that airplanes are still allowed to use, and the lack of a more natural diet, it's no wonder we're all so screwed up.

We really have sacrificed our species atop the fire of industry.

If you can't spread your sperm, spread awareness about microplastics.

Balls of plastic. Descended from balls of steel 💪

Yeah suck out all of my microplastics stepsister 😏

Scientists say discovery may be linked to decades-long decline in sperm counts in men around the world

This is no issue to me, as someone who doesn't prioritize having sex and has no intent to bring children into this awful world.

Microplastics, son! 💪

What I love about this is the canceling out of the unholy intersection of ideas in the Republican Party of forced birth and environmental deregulation.

All the evil billionaires need a plethora of desperate people so the veil of the Christian sanctity of life thing gets trotted out and behind the scenes they want maximum profit so they tear down any limit or mitigation of the collateral damage their industries cause, and wouldn’t you know it: turns out you can’t have both things. Poetic justice, really. Almost a valid argument for the existence of an Illuvitar like being.

Oh yeah? Well, study thi...oh...

Jokes on you, I don't have testicles.

The human testicles had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found in the dog testes: 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared with 123 micrograms. Polyethylene, used in plastic bags and bottles, was the most common microplastic found, followed by PVC.

So my balls are to 1/3 made of plastic?

Wait. Both left and right?

Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?

If they looked all colorful like confetti when it came out like in the pic I might be ok with it lol

Where’s a good place to buy organic testicles then?

Rubber balls and liquor.

I have macro plastics in mine

Its all in the way we wrap it, all in the way we wrap it

Is that how polyester girls are created?

guess i gotta take them off then

Which is why politicians are not all that concerned about it.

Wingus and the ping pong boys attack again

Yours, yes.

https://widecalculator.com/MicroplasticsinTesticlesCalculator.html

All by design. The powers that be want to limit the world population. Slow kill is a tool.

BTW, in testicles like sperm? Or somehow melded to the organs?

If the researchers are pretty, I would like to have my testicles in that study.