Wants to get his shit together -- becomes a plumber.
Now he's getting other people's shit together
At any time he can lay a deuce in one of them pipes and get paid for it too.
Now he can get other people's shit together, too.
anon is still slinging that crack.
Yeah. I wonder, what future generations will see in 4chan archives.
Plumbers make hand over fist if they're good at their job. Many people get turned away by the "you deal with shit pipes" stigma so whoever sticks around are in huge demand.
It's not so much what the pipes hold that turns me off, it's where the pipes are. Crawl spaces and attics and other shit holes. You get paid so well because it's not a very glamorous job.
I have Arachnophobia. Despite working on it in small ways throughout my life, I still get an extremely strong flight response when one is too close. I enjoy working with my hands and am decent at it. Sometimes I feel just a little cursed. A wee eight-legged dude that wants absolutely nothing to do with me and I'm the one having a freakout.
I knew a plumber growing up. Dude walked around with a wad of cash that would make a gangster blush. Used to run into him on jobs all the time. By the time I knew him he was one of those elder assholes, would spend 5min saving the day with wizardry and old man strength, and the rest of the day smoking weed and being hilarious. R I P Lionel, you were a good one
I imagined how some gang hired plumber to keep shit together, then they see bill, learn that this is how everyone bills, and become plumbers gang. Sometimes it's called plumbers coop.
Sometimes it just takes a little nudge to get your
shotshit in order.Edit: fucking autocorrect.
shoots self
Instructions unclear, am dead
Some people are better at taking care of others than they are at taking care of themselves
Anon, immediately afterwards: Okay anons, any recommendations on how to start teaching my kid about his responsibility to the Aryan Race?
What used to be place for school students now is place for old enough people to have children. This happens. This is internet.
OP has the right goals, but having a kid doesn't automatically change your life. Took the dude 9 months to start looking for a job? Yeah. Something tells me nothing is going to change.
Lots of terrible mothers that thought just having a kid would change their life.
It does change your life. We're biologically wired to provide for our offspring. For fathers, the biological changes start only when the child is born and you see it and interact with it, so this "getting your shit together" starting at birth is actually perfectly normal and might certainly work.
I love good comeback stories.
Inspiring.
I’m sure this dude will be a great fucking father. Don’t have kids unless you’re ready for it.
First he was a shit. Now he’s dealing with other peoples shit
