Andre is also famous for his farts
https://www.snopes.com/articles/349106/andre-the-giant-16-second-fart/
87 0 ReplyHe's used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.
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"Bumbulum"
48 0 ReplyI will now learn to speak this word fluently and use it often to announce my farts.
Excuse me, I must retire to the veranda to tune my bumbulum.
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and people complain about "bullshit jobs" these days
45 0 ReplyDear colleagues,
I hope this email finds you well. As per my last email I'm delighted to inform you that last year's farter, who had proven himself of a great value and an asset, will be joining our team.
I expect nothing but the highest standards for the king's farting festival. He was most generous for giving us the opportunity to travel his land, we are grateful for his generousity and thus don't want to fuck it up.
Best regards, Xero
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How do I become a flatulist?
30 0 ReplyYou’re gonna need beans. Lots of beans.
15 0 ReplyThey're in the right place
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Learn to play the flute?
8 0 ReplyBut how?
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I am underpaid
29 0 ReplyOne time I farted and it smelled so bad I honestly wondered if I needed a doctor.
24 0 ReplyWhen, in fact, you needed real estate.
11 0 ReplyRoland the Farter: [Does a jump]
Roland the Farter: [Whistles once]
Roland the Farter: [Farts]
King Henry II: [ Beckons to the camera]
King Henry II: It's free real estate.
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I did one so bad once that they had to call a priest
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"Back then we really had to work"
17 0 ReplyI like that the also gave him the occupation of "flatulist" as he must have been a professional.
17 0 ReplyNot only that but as the screenshot indicates, "flatulist" even has its own Wikipedia page. It indeed was (is?) an occupation.
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"One Jump, One Whistle, and One Fart" sounds like it could be a parody of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer."
14 0 ReplyWell I ain't seen my baby, don't know where she's been / I've been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that's not all there is, yeah that's only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart
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Next time I see my boss, I know what to do
15 3 ReplyI could bag that house myself with a steady supply of cauliflower and Beyond Meat burgers. Shit, I probably have Roland beat already.
11 0 Reply12 1 ReplyNow do it on command!
4 0 ReplyDamn sounded like a Motocross race starting line
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Legends say he started the first gas company.
9 0 ReplyNatural gas gets you places. 😂😂😂😂
7 1 ReplyThis is fart too much.
5 0 Replyhis legacy lives on with Donald the Farter
5 0 ReplyHe was a "flautist" alright.
4 1 ReplyThat's my jam
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