Oh man bro this edible is hitting me already....

i almost got punched by a lesbian when i suggested they clean their bong.

What does race have to do with anything?
- ? Sexuality
Yeah but did you buy one of these candy bars?
- What does them being a chocolate bars have anything to do with anything here ?
What does them being a lesbian have anything to do with anything here ?
Homo would never do that to you. Homos are your homies. They keep their shit clean.
- No doubt. I never actually saw their bong.
Wow am I glad you stated that this person was a lesbian, I might not have understood the situation otherwise.
- The world is a diverse place; the sooner you accept that, the sooner you can enjoy it.
- Imagine thinking a casual descriptive noun has deeper meaning when in a neutral context.
  
  If they had said something derogatory it'd be different but talk about a leap.
- it was funny tho, no hate.

I'm so tired of cleaning.

One of the reasons I tend to prefer dabs. Much easier to clean the piece after
- Only cleaner if it lowers your use, but yeah. Dabs are meh compared to quality flower imo so I tend to run bud vs concentrate.
Squirt of iso, swish, drain. If you do it regularly instead of waiting, you don't have to do much at all.
- Oh believe me I know how to clean the stuff and have about a million tricks to get it done quick and easy.
  
  When your use is extremely high it doesn't matter that you clean your pieces daily or multiple times a day.
I prefer to have several pieces in rotation, so I don't have to clean as often but when I do clean I clean several pieces at once. I'm sure some people prefer the exact opposite but that's what I have found works for me.
- I do all of that as well but still have to clean multiple pieces daily. A first world problem for sure.

Hey thats my bong!

Not sure if it's different now, but 15-20 years ago that's how mine and all my friends' looked. You could start with a clean one and it would be dirty as fuck like 3 hr later. We would just change the water a lot but only clean them every week or two.

We preferred buckets. All the stoned, for a portion of the effort. Force that in your lungs.
- You ever have a bubble bucket?

I almost got punched by straight guy for suggesting he clean his bong

I almost got punched by a straight guy for offering to clean his bong.
lol

It's a bong. Weed has resins. It will do that while being used. Your majesty doesn't have to use it if they think it's not clean enough for them.

You know, food has salts, sugars and fats. They leave deposits too but I don’t see people eating from plates varnished with ancient food.
Or just squirt some rubbing alcohol into it and give it a shake every once in a while. Cleaning your bong isn’t hard, and if it has gotten to this point it makes me question how clean you keep everything else around you.
My bong is never this dirty and I literally use it 24/7 lol gotta get a flower vape attachment and it rinses clean with hot water.

I can only suggest to use isopropanol (not sure whats the english word but i think you guys will know). The good industrial stuff with high purity. You literally only need to fill you bong with like 100 ml, shake it around a little, rinse with it water afterwards and it will clean as fuck. I just cleaned my bong for the first time after many years and it took like 5 minutes to have it look new again.

I’m American and we also call it isopropyl alcohol but another common name for it here is rubbing alcohol (which is essentially a mixture of iso and water)

I’ve never needed anything more than that either. Tried plenty of gimmicky products back when I smoked but it never really made a difference. At best an additional abrasive but you can do that yourself as well if it’s truly necessary.
There is a limit to how much iso or ethanol can do in my experience. Even the good stuff needs help.
- Honestly just throw an abrasive in there along with the iso and that will bring those tricky spots to the finish line

That smells like a dare... Would you drink that for 100 bucks?