Tesla Announces Plan To Add Up-Skirt Cameras On All Vehicles
Tesla Announces Plan To Add Up-Skirt Cameras On All Vehicles
AUSTIN, TX—Crediting himself for the electric vehicle company’s latest innovation, CEO Elon Musk announced a plan Friday to add up-skirt cameras on all new Tesla vehicles. “There will be one interior camera mounted near the brake pedal in addition to several external up-skirt cameras to capture foot...
At press time, the feature was reportedly discontinued after the company discovered not a single Tesla owner was a woman.
Damn, the Onion is too good. I was going to make that joke when I saw the headline lol
Don't worry, it's kept totally secure and absolutely nobody can view the images except for Elon.
And the select group of billionaires he decides to share them with.
If you wanted to see under the kilt, you only needed to ask…or not even, sometimes.
That would be a very popular feature with Tesla owners. Just scrap the internal camera and bingo bongo
This is only a temporary stopgap until Musk figures out a way to ship a miniature clone of himself with every Tesla who will live under your driver's seat.
Just about ahead of the curve I see (only just)
I know there’s a joke in here about the pricks driving the cars but I’m too tired to figure out what it is.
Ludicrous mode 2
I'm pretty sure this is old news.