Biden admits to taking drugs before the debate.

If only. Dude looks and sounds like he's about drop dead. I cannot begin to express how enormously frustrated with the democrats I am.
- This is our choice. Come November I have no choice but to vote for this mumbling old man.
  
  I would vote for a wet sandwich before I vote for Trump, but Jesus Christ, it would be nice if the democrats fucking tried.
  
  This is the choice that was forced onto us. The Democrats could have had a Primary and instead they chose this for us.
- I keep squeezing my eyes shut and trying to will myself into the timeline where Bernie won.
- All i can think is 'imagine if Bernie was 10yrs younger...'
  
  Libs in 2016: I love Bernie, it's just too bad about his age
  Libs in 2020: Biden has a stutter. Don't be ageist.
  Libs in 2024: We had no idea!
- I see your post is missing the required 20,000 word essay in how the Republicans are worse then democrats... thus you are a secret Russian Republican antisemite!
  
  I do love having to give a 2 paragraph disquisition of caveats about how I didn't vote for either major party candidate in 2016 or 2020, before I can make literally any comment on either of these people or the current state of US politics, lest I be downvoted into oblivion or accused of being an evil Repub shill.
  Ironically when we do this on Lemmy we are qualifying ourselves to a cohort of mostly people who didn't vote at all, or aren't even Americans.
- that's what happens when your most leftist party is just right of center.
  
  Have you met lemmygrad.ml?
- you know politics goes much further left than that and its liberating.
  and you don't need to depend on whatever out of touch politicians they allow you to vote for.

If it does what he showed tonight it needs to go back to r&d
- Cold, Jack.

This meme might not age well. Biden doesn’t look so good in the debate so far.
- Yeah, he is getting the shit kicked out of him. Trump is spouting insane lies, but Biden is stumbling over his words on every response.
  
  The only word salad moment(as of 15 minutes ago when I just had to turn it off) was near the start when Biden just kinda trailed off saying random words.
- Yeah, this is pretty painful to watch. Trump is a piece of shit, but he's way more forceful and even somewhat coherent. Meanwhile, Biden's just above a whisper and is somewhere between stuttering and rambling.
- If this Biden feeling ‘jacked up’, I shudder to think what he’s like when he’s not. He’s not doing a great job of spruiking his own achievements and his answers are devoid of stats or figures - likely because they weren’t able to bring notes in. He’s sadly making trump look more coherent and lively by comparison.

Staying hydrated is known to increase performance.
- Good old dihydrogen monoxide.
  
  Up there as one of the most dangerous chemical compounds in the world, near 100% fatality rate.

The whole malarkey shit they are trying to push like it's a great image is so fucking dumb, it would be cute if my grandpa in hospice said it but it's fucking incredibly out of touch when the president of the United states says it.
- They can't deny that he's older than dirt, might as well lean into the cuter parts about that fact
  
  When do we start fetishizing his cute wittle ear hair

If you insist on being the candidate, Joe, please take actual drugs before debates. As many as you can.

Just imagine for a short ... Biden takes drugs. AND still has the better answers to all our problems than this un-drugged (?!) 3yo mind in a slightly younger body. Wouldn't THAT be a real game changer? Shouldn't DJT then too use drugs? No?
- i wish he was on drugs; maybe he would have done better.
- Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Should have took a lot more.
- It will be fun to see if the media will try to spin it as him looking good tomorrow.

Biden needs that pure old Colombian cocaine.
- Ask the CIA for some.
  
  They've got plenty, so if they're not just handing it over they must want Trump to win 😂

Clearly they should have pumped him full of unicorn blood and stem cells.

If the point of taking drugs is to "enhance your performance" then Biden took every drug he should NOT have taken before that debate.

oh my reddit lois this is so wholesome chungus
skibidi joe, can you get me a beat?
- Killerbean!
  
  truly a modern classic

HOW IS THIS REAL!?!?

Biden, the RAVE Act guy, selling water? This empire is so fucking cooked

The fact that thus is a real product...

Funny how we laughed at Trump holding a glass with two hands.
- *bottle of water
  
  https://youtu.be/sTqTFnzkaJU

Lol I KNEW HE WAS ALREADY DEAD!! That picture was taken in the cooler fridge where they keep his body in storage in-between sessions of weekend at Bernies style puppeteering.
I can't believe I have to vote for an actual corpse...

The conspiracy theorists all say Joe is supposed to step down and Gavin Newsom somehow is added to the ticket which then will win. These conspiracy theorists also say that candidates are selected in advanced by the powers that be and it's all pagentry to deceive the gullible masses. These people would also say Joe's bad debate performance was part of the pagentry. Just remember this post later.
- Gavin Newsom doesn’t even seem to be all that popular in California. I have no idea why people think he’s a winner.