You show up at a disturbed concert high as balls with friends.
You show up at a disturbed concert high as balls with friends.
You hear some chud biker behind you yelling "Fuck yea disturbbeddd!!!" His breath smells of cheap vodka.
I draw my great sword.
14 0 Replythis is not a situation I will ever find myself in
11 0 Replyland of confusion
10 0 ReplyNot me, I show up at a concert low as balls.
8 0 ReplyThat sounds like an inguinal hernia.
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well yeah that's what I would expect at a disturbed concert
8 0 ReplyI am forced to assume everyone is a non-chud until proven otherwise as a coping mechanism for living in an utterly evil society, so I smile at his enthusiasm and maybe chat with him until he starts telling me about how the Jewish alien demon lizards are going to come for my children
7 0 ReplyI'm going to be honest, I have no idea what cheap vodka smells like compared to expensive vodka. How do you tell the difference?
7 0 ReplyOne just has a harsher rubbing alcohol smell than usual. Gives you a hangover just from inhaling the fumes
9 0 ReplyAs someone who drinks good vodka straight, that cheap stuff is awful. Like nail polish remover, almost.
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Well, I heard people can't tell the difference if they are drunk enough.
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THE SOUND OF SILENCE BEGINS TO PLAY
7 0 Reply"Hello Darkness My old friend..."
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And that's when you realize this is why the terrorists hate us: because of our freedom.
5 0 ReplyI love all vodkas, both cheap and free.
5 0 ReplyI'm eating another edible cookie. Y'all want one?
5 0 Replymy dad took me to a kid rock concert when i was 14/15 and made me do drugs with him so i guess it's kinda the same
5 0 ReplyNo. No I do not.
4 0 Replymany such cases
4 0 ReplyI look behind me slowly... my mouth agape in confusion... too stoned to react to it
4 0 ReplyLiving just isn't hard enough
Take everything away
2 0 ReplyDid I flip over a turtle too? Is this what this is?
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