Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 4 mo. ago

How dare he

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"Honey, get the resin! I have an idea!"
- It would make for an amazing looking gaming table. Not sure how well trying to keep track of your own dice on it would go though...
  
  You throw a dice with arrows instead of numbers and get the number it points to.
  
  This will also make it more fun: roll 1d4 okay i get 18
  
  A lot of people I know have mats, trays, or some sort of rollers. Would make for some cool campaign ideas though. Characters are all drugged, drunk, suffering from insanity.
  
  "I'm going to need you to put on these and roll without your mat..."
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- Yes, that's the point
Rolled a nat 1 on their history check I see.
Wait till he hears about Eppstein , a town in Germany
- Or Katja Ebstein.
I don't understand... but I like it.
- Jeffrey Epstein
  
  Holy crap I thought this was some deep D&D type thing where rolling dice creates your map and therefore a table full of dice ended up being some monstrosity of map and then I read these comments an see why there's a desire to escape into fantasy world's away from the bullshit rolls in this one
- It took me a minute lol
  
  Epstein
Bro attacks a bystander
Don't know what idea I like more,

He is doing the weirdest troll

He is mistaken

We are mistaken to think that he means Epstein and he is totally right and on the money. (Geoff made have a vacation love Affair with his wife or something)

I can't choose
Holy shit though, cool collection. You could frame that as abstract art.
Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?
- There's no way. Let's get Ghislaine on the phone.
I had no idea Laura Bailey's dad is named Geoff

(This is a Critical Role joke and has nothing to do with the point of the OP)
- I have yet to see Laura's dice. At this point I think they're a myth. They gotta move that camera down.
For a second I thought this table was a kitchen island and was very confused...

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