How do I tell on somebody here?

You called me stinky

Do not try to clean the owl. The owl cannot be cleaned. It is a dirty, dirty owl.

Dirt Owl pissed on my carpet.

mods mods the owl spilt my jice

It says right there on the sign "do not clean the owl"

That's a sign of great respect!

You need to file a report to the admin here https://hexbear.net/PPB

Dirt_Owl did all of these things and more, but you deserved it.

They're allowed to that's part of the Posting Power Bureau's code of conduct you agreed to when you made an account

Looks like you... told on yourself.

You lose social credit for snitching

The missing stair problem but based