More cushion for the pushin'
Im not saying he is right but...
Dang girl.
This is one of those jokes that even if it was fake will just stick because the accused looks like someone who would do that. At the least the underlying stigma, about Vance being a weird little piggy, will be amplified by this rumor.
The joke will stick around because no one wants to read his dumbass book to deboonk it
Yeah it just seems like something that would be in the memoir of a guy like this.
It's serving Jeff Gerstmann (the dude not the couch)
You know our boy Jeff was shotgunning bawls soda and blasting icp he did it.
someone said this story was fake. is that true?
There is no couch fucking in his book but he just looks like the type of guy who would
what is the story? my man eff his couch?
I want to believe
I mean we were all teenagers once.
most of us are not stupid enough to write it down for the public to read about.
Factually, fake. Spiritually? True.
See ya on the front page (wait do we even have that?)
Hot couch, guy.
