Cabellas
It's obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don't think about it too deep. I'm assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.
Bad Dragon
Uniqlo
These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.
Here are two options for you:
It's not a real Victoria's Secret alternative unless it's mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small
Otherwise it's just sparkling secret
Thank you fellow queer
Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page... Glorious.
The fully body blue thingy?
Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It's okay.
I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.
They have a fat section now
To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria's Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.
So... Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.
Calvin Klein was my answer, too.
Home Depot
NAPA Auto Parts
Ace Hardware?
There's literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.
He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.
Yeah, that link's gonna stay unclicked for me.
Coward!
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Smuggle budgies for your partner, haha.
I tried some of the links from that page, and only got Amazon 'page not found'.
Sorry to hear that! I didn't get that far in my research.
Didn't Borat wear one of these? Edit: yes, just realized it's part of the hyperlink, lol.
Victoria's Secret is for men, IMO.
So what's out there for the purposes of women ogling at attractive men? Uuuh, Thunder Down Under and other odd male strip shows? There's just nothing equivalent in reach and scale for women.
Best I can do is Magic Mike. Can't think of any men's clothes brand that targets women with its advertising, let alone an underwear brand.
The gym
Unfortunately, Victoria's Secret is the men's version of Victoria's Secret.
Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit
(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)
Best I can do is male pattern baldness.
“Sharp haircut and good suit” is not a store.
Like, Underwear? The only thing I can think of is Calvin Klein, although I think they have women's clothing as well.
Anyway, I don't know if there's really "men's lingerie", and if there really isn't.... Well, what a disappointment.
There is, trying to find it again.
Edit: I don't think this is what I was thinking of, but here: https://www.candymanfashion.com/
Victoria’s Secret
Harbor Freight
Andrew Christian
The various protein powder they sell to "athlete"
Haha I think this one got it. Got to think about different... Like a man would 🫢
I've seen it. I can't find what I was remembering now.
There was a Reddit thread where OP was trying to identify a one-leg male thong his gay roommate left on the floor, I think that counts.
