Trump's campaign says it's 'not going to talk about couches'

Why are they not talking about couches? What have they got to hide? Seems kinda suspicious.

This was just a silly joke that got WAY out of hand. The author isn’t even trying to claim it’s real. Getting defensive and angry is the worst possible way to respond - therefore, I hope they keep doing it.

“We do not want to risk Mr. Vance getting an erection on stage.”

You don't have to talk to em, you just walk right up and grab em by the cushy

Apparently, the only way to get under their skin is to sink down to their level a bit. It's funny how much attention some of this stuff actually got. They are just so weird!

"We're not going to talk about couches or coconuts or whatever weird fetish KamalaHQ is into," Cheung said, also referencing the coconut memes associated with Harris' political persona. "When we have something to say, we'll say loud and clear. If Kamala is a coward, we'll call her a coward. If Tim Walz is a liar, we'll call him a liar."

Weird way to not talk about couches bro.

That’s ok because the rest of us are having great fun discussing it because it’s sofa king hilarious

C’mon Vance, don’t be a La-Z-Boy, answer the questions about your sectionality

🎶We don't talk about couches, no no no🎶

I understand, I don't like when people bring up my ex either.

You're not supposed to announce that you're not going to talk about something...

That’s because Flipper Vance is getting too much attention with all this couch action.

Anyday now Trump will crack and announce that he had lots of couches back in his day more than anyone and when your rich they let you do it to their couches with tears in their eyes saying thank you sir. Big strong men with big strong couches. Some of them were on the younger side to be sure but they liked the couches as much as I did.

Vladimir Futon.

Narrator: “they’re totally going to talk about couches.”

"I did not have sexual relations with that settee!"

“Not going to talk about couches”? Oh yes you are. You’ve been hoisted by your own petard, and you’re gonna stay up there till we decide to take you down (we won’t, you deserve it).

From the article:

That's spurred criticism from the right that — even if the meme is tongue-in-cheek — Democrats are spreading baseless lies about one of their political opponents.

Because the Republicans would never stoop to such a low!

The fact they even have to say this in a PR release....WOW!

Wow. Their silence on couches is deafening. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE?!

Hmm curious why would Trump campaign hide this info from the voters?? Did Vance really fuck the couches and the internet just guessed right????

We're gonna talk about them endlessly.

Convicted felon Donald Project 2025 Trump's campaign says it's 'not going to talk about couches', in reference to JD Couch Fucker Vance

well it ottoman!

COUCHES are being used in SCHOOLS to FORCE kids to have sex! We need to BAN these sick perverted couches. THEY want your children to stop having kids.

GET THEM OUT OF SCHOOLS

Or something deranged like that.

If their voters are willing to wear t-shirts saying "real men wear diapers", we need to get in on this racket and sell "real men fuck couches" and "better a couch-fucker than a Democrat!" shirts, then after a certain threshold of sales and enough time for Vance and Trump to notice and comment on the phenomenon, we can reveal that the profits are being donated to Kamala and that every shirt sold has a secret message written around the image in a tiny font that says "if you can read this, you're a fucking moron".

Don't worry, we'll talk about it for you

Sounds like it just did

They're really trying to couch the narrative.

They could have memed it to hell and back with stuff like "I did not have a sexual relationship with that furniture mr. Clinton" or "only inanimate thing im horny for is democracy" but they had to go full serious damage control mode. Like, if they told us there are no aliens invading and put soldiers in the streets we would look out for ufos. What did they think they were going to gain by that kind of response? Completely detached from the ether, they are.

He still hasn't denied it!

Streisand'd the narrative wonderfully

If you're not gonna talk about it, just don't talk about it. This counts as talking about it.

Yeah, I don't blame them. You don't want Vance to lose his concentration and start fantasizing about couches.

What happens in the couch, stays in the couch. But hey, loveseats got that name for a reason.

A lot of people are talking about couches and other sexy furniture.

They don't kiss and tell! /wink

Don't wanna discuss it huh? So you've got something to hide about it?

"..because now we fucking LOVE SEATS, y'all!!!"

I heard he has a secret nest of tables with his mistress.

The pig fucker strategy happened by accident for the Democrats. Thanks goodness for the tik tokr that started that. When Walz cracked that joke in his first speech as VP candidate it clearly upset Vance.

To the tune of “We don’t talk about Bruno”

This is just too much. Ha ha ha.

Technically, they’re talking about it!

Not evading the couch allegations.

No talk, only segs.

If they're trying to sweep this under the rug, I do not wanna know what JD Vance did to that rug...

"...because too much talking ruins the mood!!!"

WHY ARE YOU DODGING THE QUESTION?

Denial, can we ask Matt Gaetz which stage of grief this is?

The best part is everyone except the right wing idiots knows it's just a joke, but they are getting so upset over it.

Of course not, they think couches are pornographic.

Weird strategy this is the kind of thing you really want to get a head into er ahead of.

QUICK! Don't think of a couch!

No, they’re not gonna talk about couches at all!

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If they were "smart" they'd be their usual disgusting selves and turn it on us. "Oh these people are rich: they want men to have sex with men, women to have sex with men that are now women? They want to have sex with human-animals(furries), but the couch is where they draw the line!? Talk about hypocrite Democrats, but what else is new!?"

Ok, what should we talk about instead? Epstein's lists? Project 2025? Whether "I own the place" is a good reason to waltz in to a room that was supposed to give young girls privacy for changing? How much one should expect to pay to silence a porn star? Why regular Trump supporters should think he gives a single fuck about them when so many of the ones he selected to be a part of his administration ended up in prison when he could have pardoned them? Why he keeps bragging about passing a test that included tough questions like "identify this common object" and "what is your name?"? Whether he thinks his secret service agents gave the shooter some free shots deliberately because they secretly can't stand him either and intend to push the idea of reasonable doubt as far as Trump himself does?

"...because actions speak LOUDER than words!!!!"

What about love seats? Or is that too vague for him because he loves all the seats.

Isn't it kinda counterproductive to talk about his meaningless kinks and focus on his politics? That sounds like something trump does when he calls people ugly or stupid. American politics are already a joke, now it's just two poodles barking at each other.

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