What a beautiful day. I bought another backpack. Got trapped in the car listening to modern music which felt like hours but infact was only 40 minutes.

Don't be tricked the illusion of Melbourne's "fools Spring". There will be a cold snap back at some point.

Lovely afternoon with the sun! Sat in the park and lapped it up for a little while. ✨

Had a nice pub lunch and then went to the cinema to see Deadpool and Wolverine. What a glorious day, feels like very positive spring vibes.. makes up for the sinus issues I had during the night. My nose started running and just would not stop until early this morning.

Movie Review. Live and Let Die. 1970s Bond movie with Roger Moore.

a Bond Blaxploitation movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaxploitation

I like how Black Americans* ( insert latest phrase ) are masters of their own lives, they make choices

But some of the racist and bigoted depictions of people made me gasp.

Just had to remind myself that this is pulp fiction/men's sex adventure genre, it's not high art.

The motor boat chase was really excellent and Bond was a good detective, he solved the case and also kinda saved the girl.

I don't care what Paul McCartney said, the song is lame ...lol. Maybe his voice is too sweet.

3 hobbits

I have the map back! But not the tram icon.

What a lovely afternoon to do nothing at all

Oooh SIL's bday is today she didn't wish me well for mine last year am I going to be petty or be the bigger person. A glass of wine will provide clarity.

So this is how I learn that attempting to post a photo didn’t work.

THIS is Victoria

Nice and warm today. Haven’t had to use the heater. So strange after it’s been so cold for the last month.

Trying to de-stress today but still going through some dramas.

I’ve had my coffee for the day. I think itd be foolish to have another, even if it was an instant coffee.

I seem to have lost my Mario Kart mojo. This requires remedy.

I made a friend. Say hello to Victoria everyone

Felt gross so I'm hydrating like a mofo today. I think maybe that was the issue.

No adventures for me this weekend either. Staying put and keeping it really low key. Trying not to get too much in my own head about things progressing. I'm scared but also excited. I've spent so much time on my own for way too long that I just hope I can come back from it without being a weirdo.. well, the weird kind of weirdo anyway I've always been a goofy weirdo.

Seems more idiots on the road today.

2 lane roundabout. I'm doing a right from the left lane (as the arrows indicated), almost collected a guy who did a left from the right lane.

Less than 5 minutes later, the driver of a parked car threw his door open, nearly hitting traffic.

Day three of no computer. I'm boredddd. Waiting for my leave and last pay to be paid out and I'll go buy one of my own instead of relying on workplace provided one

I am outside in birkies and my toes aren't cold. It's the little things

Drains blocked again, second time in 6 months this has happened. A call out fee on a Saturday for plumbers does not come cheap. And if it’s tree roots again in the same spot as last time, I’ll have to get the drains re-lined to plug the holes that the roots are getting in. Which is $$$. I did say if this happened again I’d do the re-lining, now I have to. Crap start to the weekend.

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The boys were very interested in the remote control car so I'll charge the spare batteries during their nap and we'll fund somewhere to drive it this afternoon

I have decided to sell my guillotine. It's really good, but I just don't use it enough to justify keeping it. I might turn some A4 paper into A5 paper first.

This decluttering thing is hard.

Fuck. The. Wind. Gibson couldn't sleep, I couldn't sleep, had to get up a few times to tie the broken gate shut.

Laaaaaaame

I've been absurdly tired lately and now it's happening even in my dreams. I had a dream where I had free reign over a theme park and I could barely keep my eyes open in the dream >:(

Today under the glorious sun I'm going to move soil from point A to B.

If you think about it, pretty much most things we do (this is very deep) are getting things from A to B.

What a beautiful sunny day. 🌞

Cryptid Mode Activate

Round two of the electric dumpling boogaloo: this time I just boiled them rather than whatever the fuck I did to them yesterday, and they were wayyyy better. 8/10, would buy again gladly

Good morning beautiful people 😗

I watched Alien Romulus last night and I was impressed. I went into the movie thinking it couldn't possibly be good and all the good Alien movies are behind us.

It may not advance the lore of the Alien universe but it has all the elements of an Alien movie and is a satisfying watch for a fan.

Morning. Porridge, coffee, put the laundry on and then I think I’ll go out

Oh damn. She just threw up and she's refusing breakfast.

Well she's still alive.
And she hasn't thrown up.
But she's definitely not her snuggly purry self. 🙁

Ohhhh yeahhhh...middle of the night hayfever crew roll call

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I regret to say that film was absolutely not worth going out for and I wish I'd stayed home and gone to bed earlier. Oh well. At least it was a direct tram to and fro and no traffic on the way back. Almost home. Some buscopan and chamomile tea and bed asap. Goodnight.

I’m having such a shit time. Doing all of the right things but am just not getting a fucking break