64 0 ReplyThat is a pretty good deal
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"Hurry in for deals so hot they can melt steel beams!"
41 0 ReplyI will buy the product of the first serious company that does this. This is my solemn vow.
38 0 ReplyAlready happened, but America wasn't ready and they went out of business
28 0 ReplyAmerikkkan snowflakkkes can’t handle a joke
21 0 ReplyI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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you buy something for 35% off and then BAM, while you're checking out you get a second surprise discount
you walk out the store while Israeli employees dance and cheer you on
A shelf near you randomly collapses for no reason
24 0 ReplyYou got it toyota
17 0 Replypotential post.
14 0 Reply20% off, one day only!
11 0 ReplyHell, "country" singers already milked the fuck out of it, so the precedent is there.
8 0 ReplyYesterday I went to the grocery store and all the garlic presses were on sale for $9.11. I guess you'll never forget how easy it is to crush your garlic
6 0 ReplyMaking airplane noises as I press the garlic and then saying softly in a high pitched tone "Ahhh nooo what will happen to my stocks" as it squeezes through the holes.
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Seriously, "buy one get one free"? It's right there 😂
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