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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net 3 wk. ago

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Greatest city inna world (CW: food)

Go mets da big apple baby

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an Italian putting coconut on pizza?

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.
- Marinara down!
  
  Italics intensifies
he’s 🥥-pilled
- Oh my God thank you that's literally the only thing that begins to explain why someone would do this, even though it's still complete nonsense
  
  Nah I hear some people in New York steam their hamburgers. Culinary weirdos.
  
  I bet its actually not bad, pairs nicely with pineapple. Its not that far off mayonnaise or sour cream on pizza
  
  last week i made a pizza with jalapenos, salami, onion, pineapple and it was maybe the best ive ever made. Sorry im just hungry i think.
I already eat pineapple on my pizza, might as well make it a piña colada.
- Pizza colada.
  
  ~~If you like piña coladas / And gettin' caught in the rain...~~
  
  If you like pizza coladas / And gettin' caught in the rain...
  
  ---
  
  Song
this is the sort of shit that made pizzagate happen
- True. Coconut = Kamala, Pizza = Pizza.
  
  Bill = William = Willy = Childish name for penis
  
  De = The
  
  Blasio is an anagram of Boils.
  
  Kamala is complicit in underground pizza paedo rings where she boils children's penises.
  
  My favorite part is the unaccounted for "a" in the anagram
This man is up to no good
The fact that there’s no caption on de Blasio’s post paired with that face is very menacing
- It's a threat
The only coconut I want is with chocolate crispies because those are my favorite.
Coconut on pizza: The next struggle
- Fresh coconut? Maybe, I would at least try it
  
  That dried shit from a bag like he's doing? Never, I'm going full Sam I am with this one, I can tell that shit is disgusting
  
  The dried shit
  
  On stale day-old Dominos
- I'd try a pizza with coconut on it. I won't seek one out, but I'd eat one if I found one.
  
  I'd eat one if I found one.
  
  That's too hard for me to make a shitpost image for. But I did make this...
  
  I made that from a photo of a real (and creepy) ice cream truck.
Kinda looks like an older Doctor Cox
Concrete jungle wet dreams tomato
CW for food please OP
- Done

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