Firmly Uphold Kamala-Bidenism, Mao Zedong Thought

This summer, Rob Schneider is...an internet reactionary derp de herp

I blame SNL and Lorne Michaels for giving this underwear stain a platform.

Many comrades in our party act as though they exist independently of their surroundings and what came before themselves; they act as though they "fell out of a coconut tree" as Dr. Shyamala keenly observed. This tendency within our movement worsens our material analysis and our appeal among the masses and must be rectified without delay. Our first step to ensure the total eradication of "coconut mentality" from our ranks must be a thorough analysis of its causes.

Rob Schneider is a stapler

Douche Bigalow, amirite?

Dude, she was actually endorsed by Dick "Still alive because Satan is afraid of getting shot in the face" Cheney. The only way this "joke" "works" is mocking the left because "our" candidate is more popular with Neo-conservative monsters than Communist heroes.

Bro he ded

If he really wanted to get under liberals' skin, he would have said Stalin since Putin endorsed her and to play on the whole Russiagate shit. But I get it, he can't really think of any good bits since he's always been a shit comedian.

Countdown to orientalist joke...

Hot take but Rob Schneider was perfectly cast as a mega-citizen in Judge Dredd

The only good thing to ever come out of Rob Schneider is the sperm that created his daughter who grew up and released a hit single. That's it. His contribution to humanity is solely as a donor to a larger cause: pop music for radio stations listened to by boomer parents injected between Enya, Michael McDonald, and Sade so their millennial and zoomer kids don't jump out of the car.