yeah but how good would it feel
77 1 ReplyAt least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine
54 1 ReplyImagine swallowing it
40 1 ReplyThat would be part of the French cuisine
45 1 ReplyLike a facehugger.
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[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually
13 1 ReplyI imagine it would feel like cumming and shitting at the same time.
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1 vasectomy please.
58 0 ReplyThey would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
23 0 ReplyYou would feel them moving around... inside you...
19 0 ReplyNo, silly, pee is stored in balls
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Can I just go back to having never read this before?
55 0 Reply49 0 ReplyI’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
45 0 ReplyGood afternoon.
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Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
44 0 ReplyPlease delete this
43 0 Replyfrom my brain
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Edit: Didn't see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
36 0 ReplyAh yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
12 0 ReplyOf course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
6 0 ReplyI was praying there'd be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!
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30 1 ReplyWhat the fuck is this?
28 0 ReplyWhy would I imagine that??
26 0 ReplyThanks I hate it.
25 0 ReplyWould have so much more respect for swallowers
24 0 ReplyWhy is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
23 0 ReplyIt could flop out of a fork more easily.
8 0 ReplyDidn’t have time to grab a frying pan.
5 0 ReplyHow else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?
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I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
23 0 Replyi believe they eat eggs?
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I wish I could unsee this greatly
22 0 Replycum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol21 1 ReplyAn aquarium full of giant sperm.
13 1 ReplyGod no
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What a god awful day to have eyes...
19 0 ReplyI think I read that Oglaf comic.
19 0 Replymistress
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alright, who's got the eye bleach?
16 0 ReplyGive it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl
12 0 ReplyI think I’ll take a break from the Internet now
12 0 ReplyEnjoy your break, It'll be weirder when you come back.
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I'd have the strongest stomp in town.
12 0 ReplyTruly a horrifying image!
9 0 ReplyMass genocide every night
9 0 ReplyI would hear the pro life argument
9 1 Replytalk about weapons of ass destruction.
is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?
i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.
8 0 ReplyIf thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
7 0 ReplyAlright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?
7 0 ReplyI remember that Xavier Renegade Angel episode
6 0 ReplyAmazing
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Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.
5 0 Replyof course that's a thing
6 0 ReplyIs that really shocking?
4 0 ReplyIt's shockingly odd looking but honestly nah, I'm not surprised there's art of it lol
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So hot.
4 0 ReplyThere is a movie called CHILLERAMA, and it contains four short films. One of which is called Wadzilla, of you don’t mind a lot of CAMP you might find it funny.
4 0 ReplyI'd put them in an aquarium.
3 0 ReplyI'd name mine Alfred.
3 0 Replyschlorp
2 0 ReplyA new pet on demand!
2 0 Replygross
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