The rise of Britishcore: 100 experiences that define and unite modern Britons
Dying of heatstroke in the summer due to global warming and not having an air conditioner in your fifty-year- old rental apartment that costs £5 million on the market
Freezing to death in the winter because the Labour government just cut your fuel allowance
Cheering with your mates every time migrants drown crossing the Channel
Burning to death in a tower block due to the complete negligence of every single responsible party
Being so transphobic that your family can no longer be around you
Waking up every morning and not taking to the streets to overthrow the inbred hereditary aristocracy that rules over you
The good thing about British English is that there's never going to be any confusion about "paedo" as in "paedophile" and "pedo" as in "torpedo", at least in writing.
I didn't even consider that really, yet another cultural L for TERF Island that everyone will think of pedophile before torpedo when they see that combination of letters.
Not having read the full list, I hope that "jumping from a hotel window in Balearic islands to your death because you tried 'balconing' and missed the hotel pool" is there
He literally just like hanged out for a couple days eating random fast food for breakfast lunch and dinner, and then going out to a pub afterwards and using all that for research.
Just fucking took the tube one time and wrote down the announcement to put on the list, heard one piss drunk call it "the panny d" as a bit and stole that for another list entry.
Like a solid two thirds of this is literally just the author taking a fucking walk and making up nonsense about various fast food/grocery store things or looking at tourist destinations to reference.
Genuine masterclass in churning out bullshit in a single day, impressive. The British must absolutely execute this little bastard in public, give him an honorary CIA journalism award treatment.
It's not, this is performed Britishness for American consumption. It used to be pretending to be a royal.
Now the middle class folk of the Guardian, who think calling someone a 'cockwomble' is hilarious, have written a list summarising a tiktok trend of British performance, this time a performance as a poor rather than a royal.