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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] @hexbear.net

4mo ago

CW: language transphobia

They finally figured out why trans people love fallout so much

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Celeste - a platformer which gives gender-confused people unrealistic power fantasies (such as the ability to double jump, which they do not naturally possess).
You cannot convince me that this wasn't written by an infiltrator
- Yeah no way this wasn't a troll

"do not naturally possess" implies that trans folks possess the ability to double jump, but through unnatural means.

Check it out, they've never seen a trans person double jump before

cant double jump
skill issue

Satan worship is when you are a vampire machine invading hell to literally feast on the blood of demons.
- If you're one of the nerds who bother to dive into the quasi-ARG metaplot, it does drive home the point that God is the bad guy and that Lucifer literally did nothing wrong in this universe.
  
  The only thing I know about this game is that the funny voice man voices the funny angel man

I may not be able to double-jump, but I can hover in mid-air for a second
- At least you can avoid fall damage, I made a mistake speccing into high jump.
- Peach style or Yoshi style?

- Yeah need to know this ASAP
- way ahead of you

Wow, they're aware of the satirical elements of Fallout, color me surprised.

I guess parkour and jumping heel clicks are trans now? TIL

I know people are saying this must be a troll, but seeing as how “in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (‘fastest Mario’) was unironically posted by a chud, I’d buy that this is earnest.

Goddamn, being a cis dude is so fucking boring.
I want a double jump so goddamn bad.
- Is it trans to main scout in TF2?

Is this a bit? It’s too funny to be conservative drivel and too media literate on top.
- Conservapedia regularly has stuff I can only assume are jokes. Like there's a review of American Psycho on there that says something like "despite the patriotic title, this movie is very liberal"

- Well he runs around in his underwear when hit and it's got hearts on it, and we all know trans folk love hearts
  
  Hell yeah we do
- The trans-fantasy of dying many, many times to various ghosts and goblins

The news has reached Maddy :)

ok so who wrote this

I'm cis. I love Fallout. I do not forsee regretting this post in, say, one or two years.

Conservatives be like: "they lied to us! We didn't know that transitioning could be as cool as getting a leg upgrade in Mega Man X!"

Geez I'm CIS and in my 30s and only now do I learn that I can double jump? How do I do it?

Why is nobody here showing sick pakour with double jumps

I just started playing New Vegas tonight lol

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