Why can't you just find an existing name that means "blessed"? Anna? Beatrice? Celeste!? JUST PICK A NAME YOU'D BE WILLING TO USE YOURSELF!!!!!! đ¤
I looked it up and apparently it originates from the Philippines. Not sure how recent it is.
It'S NoT UNiquE HAtEr!!1!1
A plebe such as yourself simply cannot understand the patrician level of pleasure that comes from establishing a singular identity in this world of dross.
I tried unique names, but nothing felt better than the boring ones. Besides, there's always nicknames!
On the one hand, I think this is a joke. On the other, I really hope this is someoneâs actual living quandary
Having worked in an elementary school, I'm inclined to believe it's true. The best student name I've ever seen was Vampire Hunter. First name Vampire, last name Hunter.
Shit, I wouldn't name my own child that, but that name is cool as fuck.
They should have gone Vampire for the middle name and Abraham for the first name, would have been a really nice tribute to the 16th President of the United States
...I hope he becomes a vampire.
His dad better be named Werewolf
Having met a Revolution Fighter, full first name, I wouldn't be too quick to dismiss this outright.
What a beautiful blitpost
Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.
My daughter is also named Bort.
Why is the fathers problem a Mario-Wario-similarity to a celebrity and not the Tragedeigh itself?
Only millennials know who is Jessica Simpson, and just because of the SNL fiasco. The last thing anyone would think about Blessica Blimpson is that kinda sounds like Jessica Simpson. Go for it.
Wasnât it Blashlee Blimpson who had the blip synching bliasco on Saturday Blight Blive?
Yes
That was her sister
That's a horrible name.
The Problem isnt the similarity, its that the Name is Just ass
edit: spelling
I don't know, Bloomer Blimpson would be a good alternative too. Maybe Blisa Blimpson?
BloJay
Finally, a good use for AI I present to you Blojay Blimpson:
at that point just name them "Bless", that sounds more like an actual name.
stapling on "-ica" on the end just sounds utterly fake and desperateThere is zero percent chance this is real... right? RIGHT?
I mean I can't find a result for "'blimpson' 'surname'" that isn't in reference to this post. Can't find a reason to believe it.
Oh my, it's a good thing I wasn't drinking when I read this. My upholstery would have been ruined.
