The Spelling Bee

My money is on the elephant!

I dunno, that balls kick was a hell of a headstart and could change the outcome

Wow, looks like the Judeo-Christian god knows how to fight dirty.

When they're both Christians, Jesus just picks his favorite. If you lose you know that you're not jesus's favorite. Sorry that's just the way it is. Loser.

Now I want to read a book that starts with the sentance:

"The war in heaven started with a spelling bee."

It’s called the boble
- Could you use that in a sentance?

Interesting tidbit, the National spelling bee was created by Doug Cornette. The Father of loud mouth, racket waving, heel wrestling manager Jim Cornette

Which explains why he was such a word Smith and could talk a mile a minute while insulting the crowd

He looks like a thinner version of lives-in-a-van-down-by-the-river guy.
- Just as loud

Sorry to all Christians but every Hindu deity wrecks Jesus 1v1. That's just facts.

IDK, the christians build gods like a grade schooler:

My god built the ocean.

Oh yeah well mine built the earth, and the ocean is on the earth.

Hey you can’t do that, besides I have a second god and he made the sun.

I don’t need two gods mine is as powerful as all yours put together and he made the heavens and it has the sun in it.

THAT’S CHEATING! And I have another god, he made the stars!

Oh yeah well mine made everything including all the gods and he can count to infinity!

Oh yeah even the evil gods?

…..yeah but thats not his fault.

Is too!

Is not!

Is too!

Is not!

Is too!, Is too!, Is too!

Is not time infinitely!
For his human form, yes, but Holy Trinity-wise, I'm not so sure. Beyond 1v1, archangels tip any scales in JC's favor.
- Are you also including the entire Hindu pantheon? Because I don't think the trinity has a chance in hell, archangels notwithstanding.
- I never thought of it like Voltron.
What about that one who sleeps for like 32 million years? Seems like he would be pretty easy to off.
- You'd think, but even with being vulnerable and asleep, all attacks thus far didn't wake it up it, much less kill it. Don't fuck with it.

I adore this comic for some reason

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why jesus cakes hanging out

Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe

Dude forgot to gird. Rookie mistake.
- Go on.
Yes it looks like an iron axe, and God has a problem with Iron:
https://biblehub.com/judges/1-19.htm

Judges 1:19

The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron.

So the idea that God is almighty is pretty ridiculous, according to the Bible that is.
- I never actually read much of the thing
  
  I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don't care that it's not native to the region or whatever.
  
  Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.
If we consider the Sistine Chapel's depiction of the realm of heaven to be divine inspiration, the clothes were added later after some complaints.

The whole concept of original sin is such that pure beings such as Adam and Eve did not even realize that they were naked until they ate the fruit of carnal knowledge.

Therefor it is canon that God likes to hang out with his wang out. Freeballin.
- Also Jesus was a bottom
  
  Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer
  
  So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god
No pants for serious mode

Since 2008 Ganesha only lost two times. I guess Jesus is past his prime. And the first loss wasn’t really a loss, since it was 8 first place winners with 7 kids of South Asian descent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scripps_National_Spelling_Bee_champions

I mean look at him! Jesus doesn't seem like he has much of a shot against that beast of a deity.

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This just made me think about Shin Megami Tensei. I think Messiah (the closest equivalent to Jesus) would probably win 1 on 1, but the whole Hindu pantheon would probably wear him down eventuality.

Edit for non-smt fans: SMT is Pokemon for religious and folk mythology. Lol

Also relevant, two people of the same religion praying for the same thing. The god fights themselves. Or flips a coin, free will remember.

Jim Carrey comes to mind in Bruce Almighty, when he starts to say yes to every prayer and thousands win the lottery.
- Don’t they each win like ten cents or something?
I thought the god chose the person who had suffered more of the gods torture.

Now do it for two Christians.

Jesus beating himself. Rule 34 has got you covered
- Is there a rule 34 for rule 34?

I'd buy that Street Fighter DLC pack.

PBF ❤️

I legit have Pro- and Anti-SKUB shirts on the way

There's no fucking way a human zombie pacifist Jew would be able to take on a 2-ton humanoid elephant god with six arms and wields weapons 1 v 1.

I mean he couldn’t take on the Romans.
Would Jesus at least be able fashion a scourge before-hand?

I would love for Marvel to make this movie.

I mean, the MCU is pretty clearly burnt out, and I wouldn't trust DC to make a movie worth watching.

Maybe Mel Gibson can produce it.
- And Steven Spielberg directing.
I am someone who hasn't seen a DC movie since Dark Knight Returns, and who has only seen the Sam Reimi Trilogy and Amazing Spider-man 1 and 2. Is the MCU really as good as people say it is? The trailers I've seen just make them seem like mindless action films.
- They aren't uniformly good, but the median quality is higher than DC.
  
  To be clear, I'm only talking about the Infinity arc storyline, which terminates at End-Game. Nothing worthwhile after that.