Firecracker.
Aerodynamic.
Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.
I wish I hadn't read this.
Now this is shitposting
Firecracker would be the least cumbersome. But I always wondered what it would be like to be penetrated by a taco, instead of the other way around.
...can I take more than one?
Snowcone because it melts faster and will moisen the paper making it easier to remove.
I was going to say that
Strawberry eclair so it blends in.
Hospital. Now.
their ice cream is awful tho
Your mom's fist isn't on the list... So, none of the above.
Tweety's gonna go spelunking.
I've been talking about Choco Tacos all week. What the fuck do I have to do to get one? This implies they are still around for me to be able to shove one up my ass. Is that what I have to do? I'll fucking do it at this point
Nothing with chocolate
No contest, push pop has a user friendly applicator
I'm gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it's insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There's a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on.
Breyers Ice Cream Box.
Wow I forgot all about screwballs! Those used to be my favorite as a kid I wonder if I can still get them
I saw them at an ice cream truck a few days ago!
king cone, backwards.
Coward
no u
The firecracker looks like it could get a good leverage and the chilling sensation would be new.
Same goes for the pushpop and i could get a good rhythm going like a jackhammer.
Longevity is probably going to be the biggest hurdle here though
Half of lemmy: hah jokes on you, im into that shit!
Push pop, backwards.
Wait is this like a retrospective or more aspirational?
What's the rectal equivalent of brain freeze? Prostate & chill?
Anyone that says anything other than Choco Taco is a coward.
I don't think I do have to do that... no.
You must
I might get flagged for spamming this same response everywhere, but snow cone backwards all day, Alex.
Push pop.... And Firecracker... May as well go for it...
Choco tacos for the classy evenings
You'd put a Choco Taco in your choco taco? Fierce.
It's boffo
snow cone, but backwards
Chipwich and I'll smash it into my ass like I'm an upside down cookie monster.
Choco taco.... in the name of racism, please americans explain me how have you come to this?!
This is one of those "To show loyalty to Israel" challenges right? Can't I just blow the donkey?
