corgi, you are intelligent, considerate, interesting, and you have a mokawk and a cute dog. youre a catch. you got this. own it! eat food, dont throw up on your date been there done that.
if you can splash your face with cold water it will shock your nervous system, if thats not an option and you need to distract yourself perhaps write a poem in your head, thats what I do. regardless you're gonna be great, you got this, just be your corgi self and ask questions.
My head cannon is that you are actually a super intelligent corgi typing on a laptop, and you have someone coming to take you out to the dog park. I will not be convinced otherwise
This is 1000000% not normal for me. Just kinda happened. BUT! everthing went fucking swimmingly, so I'm gonna crash now and see this comrade in the morning for food distro
Currently radicalizing my gf atm, she's already very left so honestly I just have to help her get a better understanding of our economic system and it's failings. She seems happy to listen to my rants atleast and asks questions so I think I'm getting somewhere