Playing the Witcher 3
Playing the Witcher 3
Playing the Witcher 3
It's like this in the books as well, it almost feels like a harem anime at times. Women just throw themselves at him.
I think you underestimate the attraction of somebody who is proven to be infertile and immune to all STDs in the middle ages. Its basically a completely risk free one night stand.
The books don't establish that for quite a while. It's a series with blatant male wish fulfillment and it does a fine job of it.
I haven't played Witcher or read the books, but in the shows fucking Henry Cavill. Even straight men want to throw themselves to him
I haven't played Witcher or read the books, but in the shows fucking Henry Cavill. Even straight men want to throw themselves to him
No we don't.
We just want to hang out with him. And play PC games. And nerd out about D&D. And talk about his movies. And snuggle with him. And feel him up. And maybe lick his chest.
Even if I both played the game and saw the series before the book, the game version of Geralt would pop up in my minds eye as I imagined the story. That is, until I got to the sex scenes where Cavill took over.
I pondered if this made me bi, but I quickly realized this is normal behavior for all sexual orientations.
My favourite part of the books is how everyone thinks and assumes Geralt is an emotionless mutant, and he plays up that image. meanwhile he’s the most capricious, emotional child when he’s upset or hurt lol
Imagine what a drama queen he would be without the Witcher mutations. No wonder his mother gave him away.
Can you blame them?
I feel like way too many "slice of life" games do this that it might as well be a trope. Everyone wants to bang the protagonist.
Can confirm.
Playing through again now. Was faithful last time so this time bring it on!
What's the context behind the original image? Is the girl in the car holding a handful of pet food!? Why is she so anguished? Why is the other girl pressing her tits against the window?
This is photoshopped from 2 different pictures. If I recall properly the woman on the right is sacred by an animal entering its head into the car to get food (I don't remember the specifics animal, maybe a giraffe?).
Lol it's a pretty good shop.
I don't like the Witcher because I want to be faithful to Triss, but as soon as Yennefer shows up, all my player choices are disregarded. 5/10, will not play again.
Just play the Witcher 1 and 2, bang every bar maid in sight, nail Triss among others, and you get to use the amnesia defence when it’s over.
Never had a problem dropping Jen.
For those who don't play the Witcher 3, what does this mean?
There are a lot of beautiful women in Geralt’s orbit, but in my playthrough, I started off romancing Yennifer, but then Triss comes around, sparks fly, and I decided to see if I could be with both of them, seems like something they’d be into. Well, everything is going well, it seems like we might be about to consummate our thruple, things start getting real steamy, and then BOOM, they were just fucking with you, but won’t fuck you. You have to choose. It was such a hilarious and well-executed bait and switch. Though that was just my playthrough.
Ayy, I'm not the only one
In addition to what the others commented, most (all?) of the attractive female lead characters are wearing the MOST RIDICULOUS tops ever. For some reason, women in the world of the witcher prefer shirts that are unbuttoned just in the boob region, or have a DEEP V-cut in them, or are just totally unbuttoned.
Don't get me wrong, I love boobies as much as the next guy, but so many of the outfits just look impractical - especially for martial characters.
Clearly the work of some seriously thirsty devs.
Geralt is a magically inclined mutant which is particularly attractive to the other witches as they are 90+ years old as is Geralt so plain human partners are barely more than plaything to them
Yes, also, Geralt is sterile and immune to STDs.
Geralt is a very popular man.