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  • I've been trying to learn Mandarin recently and despite only knowing like 3 symbols it is a hell of a lot easier for me to understand than whatever this is.

  • 3 years later and some of you simpletons still don't fucking realize the potential of the slurp juices. No wonder your apes put you in college level debt, YOU FORGOT ABOUT SLURP JUICE. since 2022 i've quadrupled my net worth by investing monthly in 2-3 slurp juices per ape, with the occasional seminal slushy for nourishing their growth potential. My properties are worth more than mar-a-lago kid.

  • I know an artist that got super rich off of NFTs, she didn't own any or had anything to do with the crypto side she just made the "apes" though I think hers were mostly fairies. She's very good at the whole "industrial artist" gig. NFTs honestly seemed like a gold rush for people with the ability to navigate that space. She cleared half a million one year.

    • NFTs will be looked back upon as the golden age for scammers. If I went back in time and told P. T. Barnum about them, he'd weep tears of joy

    • to your friend and her getting her bag from those NFT dorks

    • When Facebook was just starting out in 2005 an artist painted murals for them. He asked for $60,000. They offered the option taking Facebook stock instead. He took the stock. The following article was published in 2017.

      How Facebook graffiti artist David Choe earned $200 million

      It was a risky decision. As Choe told Stern, at that time “Facebook was a joke.” There was no guarantee that the business would amount to anything and his shares could wind up worthless. He took the stock. When Facebook went public at $38 a share in 2012, his stock options were worth $200 million, making him a bona fide multimillionaire. Today the common stock is at more than $171 per share.

      Meta stock right now is $676.49.

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      Is every single male even remotely connected to tech like this?...

      Choe and his work have also been the subject of controversy. In June, a newly finished mural by Choe in New York City’s Bowery neighborhood was almost immediately tagged over, reportedly as protest against his alleged history of sexaul assault.

      • Fucking…. I don’t get it. It’s so easy to not sexually assault people. wtf is wrong with these men?

  • Game show host be like “hexbear user sempersigh in this briefcase is 200,000 dollars, in order to win this money all you need to do is read this text out loud without laughing” “also if you laugh once while trying to read this you will fucking die”

    Me: “no problem it’s just some words… how hard can it be”

    Host: alright folks here it is

    the image in the OP appears on screen

    Me: dies instantly

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