Tyranny of choice

thick fork.

i don't drink champagne, i can ignore the engagement mugs since i can serve my coffee in the still useful uncomfortable mug

uncomfy mug is not even in the same tier as these, it is merely okay

Get rid of?

Engagement mugs have gotta be the worst.

At first i considered the fork as the others can all be used if you only fill the one vessel you want to drink from and the fork isnt useful for anything, however something was nagging at me and i realise i would get rid of the person who wrote the meme, "which one you choosing".

Obviously the mugs. I can fill only one of those champaign glasses and still have a functional glass. A mug hanging on the handle of another, no matter which is filled, is arguably the least convenient item here

The uncomfortable mug is actually kinda practical for the two handed hand warming grip.

Engagement mugs have to go.

I can make the others work, mostly

i was gonna say the knife-fork because all of the others might be usable if one only filled one container but i expect the champaign glasses glas glasses glas would tipp over if only one off them half off them only one off the glass containers would be filled so that means that the cursed glass ware needs to go

Fuck the fork

Engagement mugs can be fixed with a hammer, uncomfortable mug is functional, champagne glass can be used to put flowers in.

I just can't imagine being able to eat anything with that fork, would rather use my fingers

Thorcc

Because it's the odd one out

Fork must go. I have four kids, and they'll eventually "take care of" the others even if not instructed to do so.

Tbh I want all of them in my life

There is a strictly correct answer. The mugs. Please note that they cannot exist due to issues with glaze application.

Engagement mugs.

The others are awkward, but the engagement mugs actively fuck everything up worse by adding another human into the equation.

Even without the other human, you have a mug dangling off yours, getting in the way.

And even if you break one of the mugs off, you still are left with a mug with an awkward handle.

Thick fork. I keep every single of the glasses or cup either as candle holder or plant pot.

Is this loss

Do those glasses communicate?

You can still use the mugs and glasses (nothing says they both have to be full), so get rid of the unusable fork.

Toss the fork

You can break the other mug that's stick, the weird handle isn't in the way and the champaign glasses well, whatever. They can collect dust.

I'd keep them all. Either sell them, or throw them in the trash. Either way, I wouldn't use any of them.