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Cyberstuck @lemmy.ca

Laser @lemmy.ca

4d ago

This snowflake melted and then evaporated!

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I've been calling them cybercucks

Anyone buying one before was a mug anyone holding onto one deserves the ridicule. It won't go away because you're butthurt and crying to the mods, welcome to the internet it's been 40 years of piss taking and calling out.

Thoughts and prayers

Still leaves 'absurd dumpster truck' and 'blatant waste of money' and 'oversized trashcan lid' and 'penis substitute' wide open.

Is it just me that thinks this is satire? There's no way someone unironically said they'd report negative comments
- Poes Law, etc. I was wondering the same thing but if it is it's not very good or funny.

What a swasticuck
- Let's not use “cuck” as a slur, please.
  
  speaking as a bull, i think the cucks enjoy humiliation
  
  I'm so sick of everything being turned into a "slur". Get a grip and grow a thicker skin. Stop trying to police everyone else's vocabulary.
  
  Found the cuck.
  
  I'm afraid your joke attempt was too sublime...
  
  We found the cuck.
  
  Unless they are into it
  
  Tell that to the magats
  
  What about crayon-eater then?

Don't worry that you do not have the self awareness to be ashamed and embarrassed about owning a tesla product everyone who sees you driving it is ashamed and embarrassed for you.

Hey look, a Nazimobile!

- You could probably find a cucktruck reference in the Simpsons somewhere, somehow.
  
  Easy

He looks to be on verge of tears. What a bland life if your identity is so tightly wrapped around the swasticar.

Hate speech?
Fuck off, fascist. You never believed in it before.
- I'm not sure hate speech can even really be applied to vehicles. Oh, and it definitely isn't misinformation, as they are probably terrible.

It seems to be real.
- It took me a few posts to realize it's not satire. He's just rage baiting.
  
  It really comes off as satire on some posts and rage baiting on others. It's really bizarre.

It's a satire fb page
- source?
  
  Reverse image search. Not that it's worth the effort, Facebook is almost entirely garbage anyways
  
  https://www.facebook.com/teslacybertruckflorida

swasti-car? genius

This guy jerks to elons weird chested swimsuit pix.
- I knew exactly what you were referring to, and I honestly just have to sit with that for a minute. That's bleak.
- He look like a Rob Liefeld character.

What a fucking whiney douchebag. Your solution is to run to mommy and tattle?

What a fucking dork.

Wee wiitle naziwagen

What's the first vehicle slur?
- Swastitruck, I guess
- I gotta know so I can start using it!
  
  Swastitruck, it seems.

Oh, the TeSSla?
- The CybertrucKKK?

Well in this case it is clearly a dorkmobile.

shitasstruck?

Mein Fürher, these people are meeean to me, do something.
That guy walked an extra mile to buy not one of abundant Tesla cars but the elonvan specifically.

The soyjack pic really finishes it off.

You guys really want to spend your time this way? So weird to me.
- I mean, you spend your time on the Internet harassing people, in particular those who are at low points in their lives from reading through your profile. So, who are you to judge? And go fuck yourself, Trumpet.

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