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4d ago

It's obvious

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Being able to recite a Satanic mantra in French is the level of language fluency you need to be prime minister.
- Please mark this NSFW, no one likes to see the word fr*nch
  
  Franch. When you mix ranch and French dressing for your fries.
  
  Why?

A lot of English monolinguals probably would consider speaking anything other than English as evidence of Satanism no matter what
- Yet they go to churches where motherfuckers “speak in tongues” and they lap that shit up
  AND I STRIKE AND I STRIKE
  
  Watching someone have a psychotic break in real time
  Wow God is talking to us
  
  "Iboughtahondabutishouldaboughtamitsubishi" - a sacred Protestant chant about snakes or something
- As an English monolingual, I would never assume an unknown language is satanic.
  That being said, French is absolutely a language of Satan.
  
  Mince, nous sommes repéré·es !
  
  Tabernac!
- To be educated is to be indoctrinated
  Satanists indoctrinate people
  Therefore centers of higher education are demonic recruitment camps, makes perfect sense to me, this is certainly not the product of a mind made soft by half a century of deliberate crippling of public education
  In all seriousness as a person who watched the original Satanic Panic unfold real-time, innocent people are going to get their lives ruined by this and this time around there is zero journalistic integrity to counter it.
- Cum ar putea cineva să creadă ceva atât de ridicol

The second line on the podium isn't French, though. They're building a UN-Canada fort and no stinky Americans allowed
- You got it all wrong. It's about an uncanadian fort which makes it very American
  
  No no no. "Un" means "one." They are building the first in a series of forts. Canada is constructing its own version of the Maginot Line, but unlike the French they are extending it all the way to the sea (on both ends).

Least inaccurate description of French honestly
- I don't know, while not satanic per se, french are known to be quite anticlerical

Yeah exactly satanic
- If the maga camp would laugh at the joke, it's not really a funny joke.
  
  You have more in common with a murderer then a bunny.

Same difference.

The clip in question btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27eJz91LAi4&t=1156s
In the clip shared online, Carney speaks in sentence fragments and with a noticeable accent, saying "honnêtement" and "il n'y aura," which in English mean "honestly" and "there will not be."
https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/mark-carney-s-french-comments-misrepresented-as-satanic-chant/ar-AA1Cj2dz

You laugh now but this is not stupidity, this is just step N in drumming up the base to make all them think Canadians are evil and should die. This is just another step in preparing their base to support a full on invasion of Canada.
You never saw this shit about Canada until very recently when trump got serious about wanting Canada to capitulate to him, and now we get this shit. Canada at this point is a target for them, and this shit has purpose

Crazy Gibberish!
- https://youtu.be/pKhbmR-R0Gc?t=40
  Damn moonspeak!

Parlons tous français à partir de maintenant.

“GET THEE BEHIND ME, CANADIAN!”

Toi qui poses ta marque, ô complice subtil, Sur le front du Crésus impitoyable et vil,
Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère !
You who put your mark, O subtle accomplice, Upon the brow of Croesus, base and pitiless,
O Satan, pity my long misery!
---Charles Baudelaire, Les Litanies de Satan
Edit:better translation

french cursing noises

Did she mean fr*nch?

Vous m'haissez

Unintelligible, but let us tell you what it was…

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