Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'
Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'
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Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'
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Mr. Trump, SIR, you need water to wash that friggin' ORANGE off your skin. Upvotes to the left fellow patriots!
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this is clearly discriminatory against the nation's growers
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I am sick of these loose boxer shorts! I demand close, tight support for my member!
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haha nice one c/fakenews... wait why is this in the normal news comm?
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The Golden Showers Initiative
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My friend has a garden hose like that. I guess it would be the same thing, just attached to a showerhead?
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Just signed an order to Make America’s Showers Great Again! No more weak and worthless water flow - my hair deserves the best! Biden’s low-pressure rules were a total disaster. Now, showers will be strong, powerful, and patriotic! Let it rain, folks!
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I'm laughing like a jackel watching as he does this kind of petty bullshit alongside world-chaotic economic policy.
I have no other response left. Stupidest timeline.
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Tbf my parents have a really high pressure shower and it kicks ass. It makes my college shower seem less powerful than a stream of piss. My parents don't live in a desert though so it's not as much as an environmental issue
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Thousands of MAGA shower heads won't be flooding the market due to some sort of economic thing, I can't remember what.
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Beautiful high pressured golden showers.
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I really hope he gives a similar quote when he makes toilet flushing use more water (read: no more woke flushing)
"my poops are the biggest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of size"
Apparently more than 37.5 gallons
I propose we address this by stuffing him in a 55 gallon drum filled to the brim with water, upside down, for at least 15 minutes