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ickplant @lemmy.world

4d ago

Good friends are worth their weight in gold

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I tough he was crying, but now I'm thinking he's high af.
- ¿Por Qué No Los Dos?
- oh shit you may be right lol

Note that even a very petite adult good friend's weight in gold would cost approximately five million dollars.
- Interesting, thats kinda less money than I figured..
  
  Note that this is the worth of the friend's weight rather than volume. If you're picturing a solid-gold life-sized statue, that would cost twenty times as much.
  
  Most people are not very petite
- Sounds reasonable

is that bag filled with weed?
- Sure is.
  
  An 1/8th to a quarter of weed, a cake, AND a new shirt? lucky man

And to tie it all off, the TV was set to channel 9 with the breast exam.
- Wait, what? Is this a show I've been sleeping on?
  
  I think it's an Office Space reference. In the movie, the main character's neighbor shouts at him through their shared wall to check out channel 9, because there's some information about breast exams and he "thought it was something you'd wanna see"

If he needs more friends, please inform him that I am available.
- Let's test his Dunbar number.
  
  Hello! We're Lemmy! We're your new 50,000 closest friends! May we come in?

I’d have a similar reaction. My birthdays were so consistently shit that I stopped telling new contacts/friends when it was years ago and I just don’t celebrate it anymore.
- Huh.....I don't remember creating account Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
  Nor do I remember writing this message, but it's clearly me in that post. Yep. No doubt about it.

Damn Joe got higher than fuck when he saw the cake he needed to eat

Literally at my neighbor's place smoking weed and playing video games. Best living situation you can have in your life is being friends with your neighbors.

Plot twist: his dog's named Joe

Another reminder that the simplest deed can make a huge difference in someone's life

What's in the packet
- Weed. Looks to be about 14 grams.
  
  Yup, neighbor is also the plug and he gave him a free half. What a G.

Love it.

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