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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net take_five_seconds [he/him, any] @hexbear.net 10 mo. ago

❄️🌨😵🤑💣

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Canadians in shambles rn
- I ask my dealer for some sticky-icky 🍁 and he pulls up with some grade-a maple syrup
  
  I'm on that Manitoba Moonshine. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man.
  
  I don't see anything wrong with this.
  
  Grade-A Quebecois product, straight from the cartel
i used to use the snowman as shorthand to say that i was having trouble expressing my emotions. turns out i was telling my ex that i wanted to toot a fat rail in the shitter.

also, LMAO at the mushroom one. no fuckin' shit.

gotta give an honorable mention to the banded stack of euros for oxy. i don't see the connection, but it sure classes that shit up.
Hommie I am about to get 🍁 off some Grade A 100% pure maple syrup
- Bubbles made maple syrup hash before.
  
  Marvelous
- There was a time I was very excited to get really good weed from B.C.
🍃 they didn't even include the best one, wtf
a bit upset how uncreative they were with mushrooms
- For sure they could have at least put an 👽 there or somthin
lemme get some 🔥🐥📱🍯🏈💶🚗🛒📦❄️💤💯⛽
smdh I was talking with my buddies about 💊Dr Mario 💊 and my parents confiscated my phone
🍪

I thought I wanted sweet but I guess I've defined myself as a dealer.
Baby chick for oxycodone?
- no clue
  
  "chiclets" ?
- Street name - chickadone?
🚅💊💊💊💊💊💊

The "High Speed" train on Platform 2 will leave in 1 minute
If is any indication, this is the emoji sequence of his particular blend of Joe Rogan endorsed drugs:

🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
I prefer 🌜🚵‍♀️🌞

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