One of the best things about Europe is really the complete lack of disgusting and deadly poisunous insects, trees or anything like it. Can you hear me Australia?
We only have deadly mushrooms that kill you through stomach cramps and liver failure lol, but they're okay, just don't eat them.
a continent made so boring by millennia of human "culture" that any wildlife only exists in small pockets like mountains and on the far edges like scandinavia. and the wildlife that does exist is stuff like "fox" "wild duck" "regular size deer" "snake but not venomous just a little snake" all the way up to the end boss "normal brown bear"
euros when they venture outside of schengen and hear of an animal that is not a fuzzy little fuzzball: 👎
Cope harder about not having to check your boots for deadly spiders before using them.
"Uh yes if I were to live in the Mario Video Game (TM) I'd want to live in the final boss level with giant balls of flame hurled around" <- Statements dreamt up by the absolutely deranged
Parasites are also better than the worst of humans. They just take a little food, not more than they need, and they let the host go about their life a lot of times.
I'm with you. I don't love the penis incense, I don't love the tentacle-fucking vibe, and honestly, I don't like the colors either. This guy looks sketchy.
I've fallen behind the curtain of the universe. Into the six-dimensional insect plane. I fear there is no escape. The bugs are everywhere. Their in our food. They're on our beds. They're in the air. They're in the ground. The ignore my questions and answer only to the the big brainless bug progenitor, bugzuggoth.
I found what's called a psuedoscorpion recently. Absolutely terrified me. Also apparently harmless. We trapped him with a cup and brought him outside where he likely wanted to be anyways.
Never seen one of those, but to me it looks kind of hilarious
Like the front claws are so ridiculously large compared to the rest of the legs (and even it's body in some cases), and it's body structure is so round otherwise; it's like it stole the front claws from an actual scorpion and is just pretending to possess them
Yeah where it was initially was on top of a door frame so I kinda ONLY saw the claws. Though I had a scorpion in my house despite the fact there are no scorpions native to my area haha.
Kinda cute once we got him down. Like a muscle builder with stocky little body.
In Tekken 7 there's an unintentionally fucking hilarious moment the title reminded me if.
Kazuya as the CEO of one of the most powerful corporations in the world is caught on camera and broadcasted on national news transforming into literally the Devil while fighting somebody so he used his devil laser to shoot down a satellite and blamed a rival corporation for downing their own satellite on a city and everybody has goldfish brain so this new shocking catastrophe caused everyone to forget that Kazuya is a real living capitalist satan