Waiting on the ho-ho hotdogs for December

I really need someone to reassure me this is photoshopped

It is, look at the hand, the seal of the bags, the tags on the shelf in the background. All of them are exactly the same in each photo
- Can confirm! I did the cross-eye thing to check

Ngl, you add baja blast to something, I'm gonna buy it. Not proud of that, but I'm working on being more honest.

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Have u tried the "hard" Mtn Dew? One of the flavors in the pack is Baja Blast. I personally found them all to taste terrible, however, and that's coming from a die-hard Baja Blast fan.
- Oophf. I would try the BB one just for kicks, but don't think I would buy a whole pack. I'm in general pretty opposed to mixing my alcohol and my caffeine - that's just intentionally asking to feel bad IMO.

We've strayed so far from god's light

USA! USA! USA!

Reminds me of the Oreo CEO video: https://youtu.be/CMkYw4dp_NI

My wife has a crush on Brennan Lee Mulligan and I don't really blame her.
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Don't forget Hottakuh Franks for the Jews.

'Ight, I'm gonna go empty out my stomach contents in the bathroom after seeing this post, catch y'all later

Lmao "hallowiener"

I tried sausages that tasted like cardboard. Even half a bottle of ketchup that was poured on the sausage did not improve the taste.

I think that drink-flavored “sausages” will just be candies that look like sausages. But such products are usually produced in limited quantities as holiday jokes.

Often produced by Ordinary Sausage.

That cancer will come by eating this type of junk is certain, the question now is trying to predict where it will be.

I ate the onion - these abominations aren't real - they're an invention by Justin Things on Instagram.

~~Just when you thought the US was stretching the definition of "food" to its breaking point...~~

Edit: look at the wall-e chair fatty motherfuckers downvoting me for saying that a pig raised in a cell in a factory, pumped full of hormones and antibiotics, whose soft tissue was water-blasted off by an undocumented immigrant child, before being converted to a slurry, mixed with a load of preservatives, colouring, flavours, and other bullshit to turn that meat blue, and make it taste like an entirely fuctitious "blue razzberry" (which is distinct from a raspberry), then extruded into a plastic skin is pushing the boundaries of food. I'm guessing the expiry on this product (I don't think they can legally call it meat) is months away.

I want you to know that you're being downvoted not by these imaginary fatties, but because you can't identity an obvious joke and are whining about downvotes
- Thanks - I appreciate you trying to explain it to this idiot, but I'm still not sure I get it... These dogs are a very real thing (other than the ho-ho-hotdogs I assume).

Prepackaged cancer